knot_alone
knot_alone t1_jedfp2b wrote
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his jeans in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
knot_alone t1_jedfj3c wrote
Chuck Norris's jeans are so tight to prevent excess oxygen from reaching his legs and causing involuntary Roundhouse Kicks.
knot_alone t1_jeddujr wrote
Reply to Italian police officer giving woman a ticket for wearing a two piece bikini on a beach in Rimini, Italy. (1957) by LibreJG
Two pieces were banned?.
"Ma'am, either take off your top or you're getting a ticket."
knot_alone t1_jdtu21b wrote
Reply to comment by Gonzostewie in Unknown cowboy, c.1900 by Star_Ship_55
knot_alone t1_jdto65l wrote
Reply to David Cassidy tree hugging at the height of his Partridge Family teen idol fame. 1972 by butterflypoo69
I'm not sure he's hugging that tree. Looks more like he's giving it a reach-around
knot_alone t1_jedftwd wrote
Reply to Chuck Norris “Action” karate jeans ad from 1979 by carlosdangertaint
Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.