Yes agreed 100%

I’m american, older toilets weren’t as good on conserving water

No, not all American toilets

Your bowl is hardly universal though, right

What my asshole? Actually yes. But only if I use specific wipes.

I hate to be all hail corporately but I have a sensitive asshole and there’s only one brand of wipes that doesn’t make my but get a bad rash. It’s waterwipes for me and my family.

Bullshit

Not that long. A little above average. But I’m a shower not a grower and when it’s hot it hangs pretty low.

Only happens on a couple toilets that are shaped badly.

Lol

Good idea

Nah

Neither. It has more to do with hot room Temperature, being uncircumcised, and a shower not a grower

My balls already hang insanely low but luckily this has never been a problem for me yet

That’s why I run shit over at r/littledicksolidarity

Neither

Only happens with a perfect storm of hot weather, and the wrong shaped bowl.

Yep, less common. But I have a fix for Poseidon’s kiss. Lay a couple squares of tp in the bowl to break surface tension in water. Turds will have drastically reduced splasjback

Yes

Same here. My penis is not huge, and have had this happen on multiple toilets. It has more to do with toilet shape and water level than anything, and people getting triggered by it is hilarious,

Maybe they did. maybe i should invite them to r/littledicksolidarity where they can feel better about themselves

Lol

Yeah

It’s not every time or every toilet.

Has to be a perfect storm of toilet shape, water level, a hot day (you hang lower when it’s not cold) and sitting wrong (leaning forward a bit) if that makes sense.

Yeah. I use wet wipes for that very reason higher durability

I’m never posting a dick pic online

I think it has more to do with bowl shape and water level than penis length. But I’m not lying or pretending.

My peen is rough average, and has dipped into the water/ flopped against the inside of the bowl when I was younger.

Elongated bowls are the worst.