Electric heat also. I tell prospective tenants all day long that the bill will average $300/month across the whole year, but inevitably the tenants leave a year later, saying that no one warned them that heat would be that expensive. Guys, I tried to warn you. There's a reason I'm $300 cheaper than nearby apartments.

My dad heard somewhere that Boston's roads were built to follow cattle trails, thus the roads were designed by cows. I have no idea if this is true, but he repeats it at least once a week and moos whenever he's in my car.