It works better as a video skit. The guy is lounging and there is a clocktower. The donkey is chilling between the lounging guy and the clocktower and the balls are blocking the view.

Yep, that's the one. I feel for KSU, but those plays are instant. Wish they could overturn the call in the last minute. He was definitely fouled hard.

Ooooooohh. I've been reading them and been completely lost

I figure it's more of a national security concern rather than protecting users.