It is so definitive, though. I tell it, "Hey bro, that's only 387 words and it needs to be 500." And instead of saying, "Oh, ok, I will attempt it again, I am sorry." It states, with authority, "My apologies, here is a version that is 500 words." And then it is 402.

It is like it can't count. Which is fucking hilarious to me.

I tried to get chatGPT to write me a quick synopsis of a movie that was exactly 500 words long. It couldn't do it. And I would say, hey, that's 384 words and this needs to be 500. Then the bot would apologize and say "Oh okay here is one that's 500 words!" And it would be 470 or something.

Hotel: "We'll just go ahead and put the WiFi router right here in the lobby office. Goodnight."

No ma'am. I asked my rhetorical question because I was in my twenties in the late 90's and of course it is Imogen Heap. Why would I quote Imogen Heap and then need someone to say "Hey you know you should listen to? Imogen Heap!" It is odd is all.

Obviously. Whose lyric did you think I was quoting here?

Oh I'm sure we've all seen it. =) Still funny to this day.

🎵 Mmmm.... Whatcha sayyyyyy.... 🎵

Edit: (I guess it needs to be said, because I forget that there are children around, anyone reading this who doesn't understand that this track Hide and Seek is Imogen Heap now understands that it is. I guess.)

"No man can kill me!"

Pretty sure aliens eat good, so they will just see a floating biscuit and eat it.

EDIT: I'm just saying, we have NO idea.

That would be great. If people would stop traveling by airplane.

Not travel, or at least not be so goddamn surprised about their canceled flight. Come on.

Storms/canceling flights.

Every. Single. Year.

And everyone with their shocked faces is ridiculous.

Huge storm? Absolutely. But a surprise? Come on.

If only there was some way to know that this happens every single year!

It's like my Dad always told me when I was a kid.

He said, "Son, if you you don't want to be indicted by a Virginia special grand jury, then don't mishandle high-profile sexual assaults in county schools in 2021."

I tried to get these guys to play my wedding but they were already booked for a bar mitzvah.

JFC -- that show has been on for 17 years? More?

Thanks for the follow up!!

I'll be buried in the cold cold ground before I read the actual article. That's just who I am. So, since I'm not going to read it I'm just going to extrapolate information based on the title.

He was paralyzed as a kid and everyone thought: "Swimming. That'll be his thing."?

Also he saved just under a thousand people from drowning. 1,000 people. 1,000. I don't know man, he sounds like the kind of guy who is a secret arsonist but gets a job with the fire department.

He looks like he makes chili whose secret ingredient is the merciless peppers of Quetzalacatenango... grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

Because people won't stop watching it and we get what we collectively deserve.

My point is that no one will care that they are openly and legally being spied on if it means a little bit.more convenience.

I have a hunch that the VAST majority would.

Folks are willing to give up a large percentage of privacy for a very small bump in convenience.

Seems like if this sort of thing is super important to the US they would just develop a nationwide government utility ISP 1 gig up 1 gig down and offer it at very little charge or free.

Then everyone signs up and ticks little box That states that they are able to spy to their hearts content in regards to the internet traffic.

Can we be honest for a second?

The amount of work is definitely not the same.

Unless this is some sort of wishy washy 'it's all about your attitude' type thing. In which case, yeah, ok, I guess.

10' high ought to cover the vast majority of consumer grade vehicles on the market.

So, 10'.