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johnny_memetic t1_j8nyh9f wrote
Reply to I Saw This Thing... [OC] by LitterboxComics
Reaction Guys
johnny_memetic t1_j8n3jds wrote
Reply to comment by black_flag_4ever in 50 GB of Unreleased Michael Jackson Content Stolen in Brussels by Guybrush_Tripwood
Oh right. Hostages need food.
johnny_memetic t1_j5l31ei wrote
Reply to ‘Unknown possible explosive device’ that prompted evacuation was an egg, officials say by WE-NEED-MORE-CATS
What, you egg!
he stabs him
johnny_memetic t1_j23s12r wrote
Reply to comment by picado in Northern California statue of meat-packing magnate beheaded by GZAofTheMidwest
A perfectly cromulent rererence
johnny_memetic t1_iyfd956 wrote
Reply to comment by Drunkskunk22 in Next Door Nemesis [OC] by BrianWonderful
Maybe his window faces Evil-Lyn's.
johnny_memetic t1_iyfd4of wrote
Reply to comment by 8bitbebop4 in Next Door Nemesis [OC] by BrianWonderful
Bob Dole disagrees
johnny_memetic t1_iye26uk wrote
Reply to comment by AlloyComics in Ummm... yeah. Guilty! by AlloyComics
WE ARE NOT THEM.
We are not them.
johnny_memetic t1_iydy6f0 wrote
Reply to comment by AlloyComics in Ummm... yeah. Guilty! by AlloyComics
"Of course you will, that's what was meant by it."
johnny_memetic t1_iydueml wrote
Reply to Ummm... yeah. Guilty! by AlloyComics
Brodie in Mallrats
johnny_memetic t1_iy9awsa wrote
Reply to comment by wrgrant in Rolls-Royce successfully tests hydrogen-powered jet engine by je97
It's a bitch to maintain, and it has a salient tonal at frequency AAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHH
johnny_memetic t1_iy97n81 wrote
Reply to comment by BoyTitan in Payne, Logan County assistant district attorney arrested on child pornography charges by OkVermicelli2557
[Citations needed]
johnny_memetic t1_iy8r26a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Rolls-Royce successfully tests hydrogen-powered jet engine by je97
You mean the device we call, "the bomb"? We almost never ran it. We'd light off all of our O2 candles before we'd turn that fucker on.
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Reply to comment by DanYHKim in John Y. Brown Jr., former Kentucky governor and KFC owner, dies at 88 by maxxspeed
Ooh, I hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes and that smug grin, "Oh you're gonna buy my chicken, eh?"
johnny_memetic t1_iwhmcmp wrote
Reply to comment by Harris828 in Navy, Coast Guard stop ship with 180 tons of Iranian explosive materials by millennium-wisdom
The real real answer is the USCG are police and can carry out law enforcement actions without the pesky military jurisdiction thing. That's why their flag is hoisted higher than the national Ensign during AAVs.
johnny_memetic t1_j96kr9b wrote
Reply to comment by hootertransport in Naval Academy Renames Building After Jimmy Carter by langis_on
We elected the wrong Carter...