johnbell
johnbell t1_iy9cj3d wrote
Reply to comment by themikesem in happy anniversary to this legend by its_daytime
What are you talking about??? I could pull my e-brake in the middle of Columbus and go get brunch. Zero parking laws are enforced.
johnbell OP t1_iy6lpsj wrote
Reply to comment by JoeyBones in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
That’s what he said?
johnbell OP t1_iy6lo6f wrote
Reply to comment by c7hu1hu in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Same. It finally paid off on what I’d guess is probably box #500 or so.
johnbell OP t1_iy59axb wrote
Reply to comment by tzoid1s in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Not gonna lie, the qualifications sound pretty good compared to some candidates.
johnbell OP t1_iy589xh wrote
Reply to comment by speedyrev in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
It used to be that spot 😅
johnbell OP t1_iy4u1bz wrote
Reply to comment by johnbell in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Ah Kraft dinner.
johnbell OP t1_iy4tldk wrote
Reply to comment by stevinder in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Whats KD?
johnbell OP t1_iy4j96i wrote
Reply to comment by Hedlundman in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Oh, I didn't eat this. Uncle to two kids under 4, their request.
johnbell OP t1_iy4gonv wrote
Reply to comment by free_based_potato in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Seriously, I might attach this to the end.
johnbell OP t1_iy4g4ky wrote
Reply to comment by xantxant in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Instructions unclear. Burnt myself pouring boiling water into the hole.
johnbell OP t1_iy3rjfg wrote
Reply to comment by Mobely in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
No. Boil for 8.
johnbell OP t1_iy3rd75 wrote
Reply to comment by FlyingWeagle in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
Meh. How bad can powdered cheese and dried pasta go?
johnbell OP t1_iy2ekex wrote
Reply to comment by eXcelleNt- in Took me 37 years, but I did it. by johnbell
I normally tear the top off like a can of sardines, but this time the perforations gave way- I was actually speechless for a second or two.
Took me 37 years, but I did it.johnbell t1_ixbehmo wrote
Reply to Old Bridge Nike Missile Base NY-58/60 by h_sa
My parents used to hang out there. Smoke, beer, pizza, etc.
Coincidentally my mom died of cancer last month. 🤷🏻♂️
I wouldn’t move there.
johnbell t1_ixbdwr8 wrote
Reply to comment by TheRacoonist in Would I get in trouble for taking a dog without a carrier on NJ transit? by kn1ght-of-heart
It’s probably the only time you’d get shit for it tbh.
Or do this: https://i.imgur.com/YTRD4WD.jpg
johnbell t1_ivn19wl wrote
Reply to comment by Basilone1917 in Accident on Light Rail near Urby by Nedi-Ryze-57
Most likely blindly following traffic that was a decent distance ahead. People see cars moving 1000 feet away and forget there are two or three lights in that distance in some places.
johnbell t1_ivmixqm wrote
Reply to comment by Nedi-Ryze-57 in Accident on Light Rail near Urby by Nedi-Ryze-57
Car had to run the light. The train triggers the light. There’d have to be a few simultaneous failures for the light to be green and the train to be in the “wrong”.
johnbell t1_iugac6g wrote
Reply to comment by deaddabrain in What’s your name? by Majestic-Unicorn33
Benny Mozzarella here.
Benny Mutz to my friends.
johnbell t1_itobpkb wrote
Reply to comment by mmmmyah in Need 2 strong guys for 1/2 hr of work Downtown, any leads for me? by Blecher_onthe_Hudson
This is after I moved about a month ago, sorry.
johnbell t1_ito10rk wrote
Reply to comment by Blecher_onthe_Hudson in Need 2 strong guys for 1/2 hr of work Downtown, any leads for me? by Blecher_onthe_Hudson
Next time use Craigslist. I hired a dude for $15 to help me lift my tv onto my mantle. Literally 15 seconds of work and then he long boarded into the sunset. I tossed him a pre-roll because he was a chill dude.
johnbell t1_izquddz wrote
Reply to Black & Decker D520 Double Insulated 2-Speed 10mm / ⅜" Drill in use (infrequently) since 1975 [OC] by TheRealArb
I just picked one up at a thrift store for $6.
Looks like it’s lived a hell of a life. Kinda like if you took that one and tied it to your rear bumper and took a short road trip. Works like new.