jknico23

jknico23 t1_jazysu2 wrote

Daily reminder, Don't drink your ass off at Korean BBQ especially when you are the designated driver in the friend group. I stumbled to my car before I arrived at my door, this angry coworker beat me nearly to death. " You assholeeeee, why the ACTUAL FUCK did my sister have to fall in love with you? you're not special or that interesting, now I gotta hear about you EVERY GODDAMN DAYYYYYYYYYY", I was caught off guard and couldn't even make a sly remark. I was about to fade out and I fell to the ground suddenly. My friends tackled him and called an ambulance. I let out a groan and passed out, before I knew it, I was staring at death in this empty white space that feels like nothing but everything all at once. Death took the form of a muscular yet preppy office worker, death stared at me with empty and hollow eyes. " You arrived in my domain faster than I anticipated, I was expecting your arrival to be in 10 years from now.... Oh well, shall we get this over with brat?" I shudder and force myself to plead before I lose my strength. "I'm not ready to go yet, please don't let that asshole of a brother-in-law get his wish so soon... I promised her that I'd marry her and be her hero even if I die trying.... PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE!" Death smirks and lets out a bone-chilling laugh that shakes me down to my core. " Fine, I'll let you go this once, but next time, you won't even get a chance to speak, I'll just follow protocol and keep it moving." Death grumbles while frowning. Death snaps its fingers and the space we were inhabiting implodes, I hear my ears pop, and the last thing I heard while death waves at me are "Why should I regret letting one soul go when I stand to gain so many more in return?" I return to reality sweaty and confused at death's parting words, my brother-in-law and girlfriend stare at me in unison, and they say I'm surprised you made it back. I scan the room and noticed I'm on life support and everything hurts. Before I go back to sleep, I tell my girl that I love her with all my heart and will marry her after I recover. *She smiles, leans in, and kisses me then proceeds to hug me. "*Don't die on me now" she teases as she sits next to me. Death words replay in my head, I wonder what they mean and I slowly drift to sleep.

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