Is it me or does he look like a skinnier Adam Sandler? The eyes.

I’m pretty sure my auto insurance excludes coverage when my car is used for any commercial activity (or when it leaves the US)

Actually…your insurance provider won’t pay for a viscosupplement shot ($500+) until you have a cortisone shot ($10).

“While under arrest, police said she banged her head against the windows and attempted to escape, leading them to pepper spray her.”

I’ll bet they enjoyed that.