Imagine turning 21 and your parents are friggen 75 and are beginning to forget your name

Blasphemer! Heretic! If our dear and loving patron, Mr. God had wanted those children to be loved they would already have parents

I don’t know about you, but I’m dead tired of eating food like a human. I personally can’t wait to consume only Blended Arthropod Cubes by Tyson-Nestle-Kraft Supercorporation, now with 8% more essential nutrients and 12% more slave labor! If it’s yum yum yummy, it must be Tyson-Nestle-Kraft Supercorporation!

Protons and electrons broski

Ever seen Quiet Place? Aural implants that give hearing to the deaf have existed for a decade now. We can now bypass “bad spine” as a surgeon might say, using simple copper to bridge working sections of spinal nerves, restoring movement and sensation to the paralyzed. Even nowadays Major Depression (a very common cause of disability) is being treated as a *physical* illness, with magnetic resonance machines targeting under-utilized sections of the brain to very promising effect- can you imagine if we could CURE depression?!? That would be a discovery rivaling an end to cancer, which also seems to be a near inevitability in light of recent drug therapies.