At what part in the pamphlet does it go from a neat game of D&D and starts getting questionable then just full on white power racism? Or is this a slow lead in to being turned into a racist ghost?

Mountain is more yellow like the left one. The bottles are green tinted like Sprite Bottles were. The left has less green. If Pepsi follows coke eventually it'll be pure piss color. Though that may be why they don't do that, fuck recycling. Not going to let our consumers know they're drinking piss.

They have a negative ass. Their asshole is a blackhole that ate the glutes, hip bones and everything else. That belt is tied to nothing.

They say 57 Varieties for a reason. Pretty sure Heinz makes everything. At least anything you might spread on bread.