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j3538TA t1_iwwwruv wrote

Credit to the theoretical (and sadly inevitable) physical dissolution of the Tuvalu land mass (not historical culture) is speculatively credited to the following corporate and private sponsors: Royal Dutch/ Shell Oil, Mobile Oil/ Exxon Corporation, BP (British Petroleum), Chevron Oil, Standard Oil, *alburton Industries, Saudi ARAMCO, The *ush Family, The *heney Family, The *ockefeller Family, Texas, GazProm, Venezuela, The Mexican Oil Cartel (The *alinas Family (not my buddy’s family, you know, the other one…), the *och Brothers (thankfully 1 died(R.I.P., if you can find it.) OPEC, The Crown of Brunei, Lawyers, and the first S.O.B. that thought a “gusher” was a good thing, metaphorically speaking.

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j3538TA t1_iwwqm8q wrote

They went with Zeta-Jones? Really? That’s disappointing. Michele Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson, Vanessa Felito- where is the sultry, intelligent fem fatal foil for Guzmàn( it may be there). I’m no casting director, and I honestly am not interested in slighting Ms. Zeta-Jones, however there is a pool of talent that needs exposure and have the chops to send this reboot in a fun direction. Maybe next time. Guess we’ll see.

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