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is_only_joke t1_j6avrv6 wrote

Dicks literally have rifled barreling. We didn’t even think to use that in guns until a few hundred years ago.

For some reason, nature decided men needed to be capable of pissing with extreme accuracy and precision.

(I’ve heard dogs like to pee high because it makes it seem like they’re taller/ smell catches in the wind)

Pissing through a hunting rifle versus spitting water out of your mouth

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is_only_joke t1_j69juw4 wrote

Bigger objects bend space more.

Place a marble on the trampoline. When you stand on the trampoline, you the marble will roll towards you. The heavier you are, the faster the marble will roll towards you.

The more you can stretch the trampoline, the more you affect other objects on it.

Get too heavy, and you’ll poke through, like a black hole.

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