intheyard305 t1_jd7fepg wrote on March 22, 2023 at 11:44 AM

Reply to My wife asked me to stop with the corny dad jokes by dweebken

Wife- I want a divorce.

intheyard305 t1_jd5pexd wrote on March 22, 2023 at 12:37 AM

Reply to A single sperm contains 37.5MB of DNA by mutilatedxlips

So people are just wasting information errywhere, in toilets, bushes pillows, sock, vaginas, anuses etc. Never thought of that. Redditors are such deep thinkers🧐

intheyard305 t1_jacrwpa wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:41 PM

Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness

You have more than skeletons in you closet

intheyard305 t1_jacpf3a wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:23 PM

Reply to What’s the difference between snow and a girl? by ctnfpiognm

Dennis the eunuch here, I heard that you can you can get frostbite. Strictly anecdotal 🤥

intheyard305 t1_jacnhyy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:08 PM

Reply to What do you call a cheating husband? by DjuncleMC

About to lose a lot of his shit.....broke.....lawyers wet dream......double fucked...... houseless

intheyard305 t1_jacn4fi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:05 PM

Reply to Once upon a time there were three friends by MiigPT

I love it. But would just let the guy bend to pick it up and say they both went to hell. Also sex addict for male.

intheyard305 t1_jacmesf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM

Reply to I tragically lost my body in an accident, from the neck down by Competitive_Hotel332

At least you can't be insulted now when people call you a nobody.

intheyard305 t1_jacm00a wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:57 PM

Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon

Super fucking desperate

intheyard305 t1_jaa5qcq wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:28 PM

Reply to What do you call a blind fascist? by toothyninja13

A visionary

intheyard305 t1_ja9ttka wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:07 PM

Reply to I tried to hit on an IT woman by gilfromisrael

Say virtual woman if that's what you mean, you'll taking these pronouns to far.

intheyard305 t1_ja9t4su wrote on February 27, 2023 at 10:03 PM

Reply to What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? by TargetOfPerpetuity

Oh that's how your doing it. Well I have a fool proof method. Wear total body covering, leaving your genitals and upper thigh exposed. Agitate hive vigorously until bees stop stinging. After 1/2 hour. Remove, then count stingers that is the female pop. The add 1/100 of that no. for male pop. Will give fairly reliable results. Easy peasy.