That’s what, 4 in 3 days now? Or am I missing some?

The Grand Imperial guard, where the dollar is sacred and power is God.

This is why companies send those annoying “phishing” tests to their employees constantly. I have no idea if that’s what caused this, but it is likely. All it takes is one guy not taking a second look at a slightly-off email before clicking a link.

With it being more and more common to have trouble finding formula, someone could make some serious money if they created an app that lets you check the stock of all the stores within a certain distance of you for your chosen formula.

I stock shelves at a supermarket and have seen people get questioned for sitting on the floor to fix something on a bottom shelf. Still working, just doing it comfortably instead of kneeling on a concrete floor.

Just when I thought it they couldn’t sound more unappealing, this sentence comes into existence.

I’m not experienced with polar bears, but I do live in an area with a lot of black bears. Almost every time one comes into a town it’s found digging through a dumpster with food in it.

If your angle is being a gigantic cunt, sure. Anyone with any level of human decency would see otherwise.

This isn’t about sex, it’s about marriage. Asking to be allowed to be married isn’t “imposing their preferences on the majority”.

So, I used to work in a restaurant and every time we’d hire a new person I’d ask them what music they like so I could throw some onto the kitchen playlist. We had a woman of color start working for us that liked a lot of music similar to this band, and one of this bands songs was playing at the time, so I asked “Are you into Slaves?”

Of course they’d change the name AFTER I embarrassed myself like that.

At least we get a little bit of satisfaction on the rare occasion their actions actually have consequences.

I remember watching that movie in school. It was the entirety of our coverage of Islam, good ol public school in a red state.

It may not work all the time, but it it’s much more successful than the “I absolutely did do it” defense.

Honestly, I’m surprised it took this long with how Bolsonaro was talking before the election.

As a TN resident, I request y’all’s services talking some sense into our state government.

So…are ya Chinese or Japanese?

(Sorry, my love for King of the Hill made me. I promise I know it is its own country.)

Feeling anxious sometimes isn’t a disorder. GAD leaves you feeling anxious from the time you wake up until the time you go to sleep. Everything you do can become a battle against your own mind. Something as simple as grocery shopping can leave some people having a panic attack. It’s not something you should be making light of. Maybe you’re someone with an anxiety disorder and you just never realized it’s not the norm, and if so I’m sorry. But if this was supposed to be a joke or a jab at people, then you can fuck off.