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imanAholebutimfunny t1_jega338 wrote
Reply to comment by Dent7777 in Once a ‘South Philly secret,’ the Southeast Asian Market returns to FDR Park for another delicious season by ColdJay64
i just had a vision of boneless chicken wings inside a cheesesteak. Kinda curious now......
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jeee6o4 wrote
Reply to Idk what’s gotten into the PPA recently, but they’re kind of crushing it by RoverTheMonster
They probably just rolled out a new incentive program
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jeammav wrote
Reply to comment by Indiana_Jawns in Philadelphia Residents Avoiding Tap Water After Catching Horrifying Glimpse Of Hairless, Wheezing Gritty by Wissahickon
A combined accumulated amount of semen that was flushed down the toilets of Philadelphia and storm drains to create the ultimate Philly Mascot
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jaovj67 wrote
reminds me of the ghetto leprechaun story
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jaei98x wrote
Reply to comment by open_door_policy in Chicago man arrested twice in one day for breaking into cars — while on electronic monitoring for breaking into cars by Pathetian
did you just mad lib yourself?
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j9ume1p wrote
It includes a dice for "hardcore" mode where your player piece can get shot/wounded if you roll a certain number.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j8rqbo5 wrote
Reply to This electric toothbrush plays “Survivor” by Destiny’s Child while you brush your teeth by pervertedgiant
sits down on toilet
opening guitar riff for Dope- Die Mother Fucker Die starts playing
starts looking around anxiously
FULL FORCE SHIT MISSLE WHEN THE DRUMS KICK IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j6n5ahd wrote
Reply to comment by p3pp3rd0g in Turkey, mashed potatoes with giblet gravy, roasted acorn squash, deviled egg, corn, stuffing, broccoli casserole, coleslaw, kimchi, green beans, and cranberry product [homemade] by Turtleramem
if you look closely, there is a piece of food resting on the dogs snout.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j65auxv wrote
Reply to comment by mountjo in Police will grease poles ahead of Eagles-49ers NFC Championship game by hebleb
They took the street barriers out early for the phillies WS games and that forever cursed them.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j65aebk wrote
whos up to collect the grease and make a completely safe and fun slip and slide starting from the stadium to city hall?
haha. called it too.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j5ff4a0 wrote
Reply to comment by Fattom23 in why doesn't the PPA give a shit? by getnakedivegotaplan
Looks like we need to call..............The Car Rangers............
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imanAholebutimfunny t1_j5143mv wrote
Reply to comment by PandaEven3982 in ClearSpace raises $29 million ahead of first debris removal mission by sillychillly
Some spicy lagrange'ing is about to happen
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j4w64u8 wrote
Reply to comment by sandwichpepe in update on the animal scratching in my ceiling!!!!!!!!! by sandwichpepe
put it on a chair on the street as a means to save a parking space for someone. I have a feeling it will work really well.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j4s2j38 wrote
Reply to Philadelphia’s last carriage company cleared out its stables, but are its tours returning? by flamehead2k1
Anyone know why the fuck the philly pd has a mounted unit?
-random thought but i feel they could be connected
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j4qea1z wrote
Reply to comment by duhduhman in Oh no, you can't park there! That spot is obviously TAKEN! by Spideriffic
cant wait for the 2023 World Series of Dice. I hope Leonard Washington makes an appearance.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j489cvw wrote
Reply to Guy hires hypeman for his hypeman’s hypeman by cc5alive
I like it. It is creative. LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j3tdc58 wrote
Reply to comment by phanavision in Just watched the whole street sweepers + leaf blowers thing for the first time…why can’t the city just tow cars that don’t move? by RoverTheMonster
i have seen them ticketing on Thursday street clean day on broad. I am Sure ill see some again this week so i will get some pictures.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j3sw0vy wrote
Reply to Just watched the whole street sweepers + leaf blowers thing for the first time…why can’t the city just tow cars that don’t move? by RoverTheMonster
Ticketing cars over and over brings more revenue then getting them towed
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j332s5b wrote
Reply to comment by ubyselnuketang in US Soccer reveals investigation involving manager Gregg Berhalter. by PrincessBananas85
Easy answer. People are petty and have malicious intentions to further their own personal agenda with damaging information. I bet if i tried to run for any political position, that time i shit in a pool when i was 8 at day camp would be brought up somehow.
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j2dytoe wrote
Reply to comment by Hammerheadhunter in Your favorite film is remade with The Muppets. Is it better or worse? And why? by JorReno
John Wick with Muppets getting creamed by Kermit is a pretty entertaining thought
imanAholebutimfunny t1_j1u9brl wrote
Reply to My Uncle, back in the 1980’s when he was in the Air Force. He retired after 32 years of service. by Johnny_GazeeboIII
He wasn't part of a notorious crew trying to steal bearer bonds was he?
imanAholebutimfunny t1_iz9wonu wrote
Reply to comment by DickSadler in Legendary Boxing Ref Mills Lane Dead At 85 by Doc_Dante
yessssssssssss
imanAholebutimfunny t1_iydsgnx wrote
World cup is so bad it put Pele in the hospital
imanAholebutimfunny t1_iy6u68b wrote
Reply to comment by JawnStreetLine in Any ideas why there are all these helicopters circling around? I hear/see them in West Philly, never heard of so many at once by QuadrupleCompound
what is there a grand theft auto simulation being run right now.........
imanAholebutimfunny t1_jegg96e wrote
Reply to comment by typeytypetype in Ice cream truck by krizzqy
we can always change the tune