Well, I'm sure the memories from the night with friends will last a lifetime, but let's hope the taste of cat urine fades away a bit quicker.

Once a server, who waited on a pair,
To a couple sweet, with silver hair.

She asked how they liked their meal,
And the husband gave a thumbs up, with a big deal.

The server jokingly said, "Only one thumbs up? Not two?"
But the husband replied, "I don't have two thumbs, it's true."

She thought he was joking, but then she saw,
His other hand was hidden, with no thumb at all.

The server felt embarrassed, and walked away,
But the couple tipped well, and had a good day.

The moral of the story, be kind and be fair,
And don't forget to tip your server, with a thumb up in the air.