The parent company, Proctor & Gambol, invests heavily in polymer science research, because that’s how we get the weird interior that absorbs.

If I had any chance of doing this sort of research for a career I would have hopped on it. But alas my dyslexia made chemistry class absolute Hell.

Your mother and her boyfriend should have had CPS called. They weren’t doing the bare minimum, and when your older you’ll understand that it’s not a mistake.