ihatepineaples
ihatepineaples t1_jd64ed5 wrote
Reply to Stop Killing Yourself Lucy by therealdocturner
i’m sorry you almost died because your family is a bunch of assholes
ihatepineaples t1_jc1daln wrote
I usually love rain but this kinda made me want to stay away from it lol
ihatepineaples t1_j5rnw43 wrote
Reply to comment by PixeeLi in a strangEr knocked on mY door and asked to spEak to me about Lingerie, I let her insiDe. by madmagazines
and I hate how it’s spelled too. I used to mispronounce it for years
ihatepineaples t1_j5rgy64 wrote
don’t worry he usually just goes after random people so he would probably stop chasing you after you went to the cops
ihatepineaples t1_j3kze53 wrote
Reply to A Kid in My Class Tried to Kill Me... by Jgrupe
that was a lot to take in
ihatepineaples t1_j3bmjum wrote
oh god
ihatepineaples t1_j3bkk57 wrote
Reply to I've been talking to the boy next door through my bedroom window for a while. His latest messages are freaking me out. by Trash_Tia
this is why you mind your own business 😭
ihatepineaples t1_j2vshv1 wrote
Reply to comment by Federal_Diamond8329 in Don't Go Ice Fishing Alone by TheForrestWanderer
it kills the cat
ihatepineaples t1_j0s3tt2 wrote
Reply to comment by HorrorJunkie123 in My friend asked me to download a knockoff dating app. There's something seriously wrong with my date by HorrorJunkie123
send female officers
ihatepineaples t1_izp0zix wrote
Reply to Aphasia by barry_thisbone
do you think the man is your father?
ihatepineaples t1_iz2or3j wrote
oh fuck what happens when he runs out of food??
ihatepineaples t1_iyywlza wrote
Reply to Do Not Stop Reading by TheDarkVoid79
I can just copy and paste this to survive
ihatepineaples t1_iybnmyk wrote
Reply to I worked for a slaughterhouse in the Midwest. You think you're buying beef at the grocery store, but you're wrong. by GTripp14
this would be a good campaign story to get people to stop eating beef ngl
ihatepineaples t1_iy1qxfh wrote
Reply to I live in a town in Texas that doesn't exist. We have a disturbing annual ritual, and this year, it was my turn. by PappyStrangeLife
I CALLED IT. From the start I thought the people who got killed were eaten. I just didn’t know that they turned into cows first.
ihatepineaples t1_iy1nhdx wrote
this was so sad :( I thought it was like a parrot at first
ihatepineaples t1_ixydryr wrote
Reply to There's a chair in my kitchen and it's driving me insane. (Part 2 / Final) by NomNomNomNation
yikes how are you going to get off now
ihatepineaples t1_ixg5a4j wrote
immortality is always a curse
ihatepineaples t1_iwaaqfx wrote
Reply to comment by toejamalam in I stopped a hooded man from killing a college girl as she ran along a trail. I really wish I hadn't. by PappyStrangeLife
same I was confused lol
ihatepineaples t1_iw5wd8e wrote
Reply to I finally decided to get into speedrunning. The game I’m playing isn't very happy about it. by WorldAwayTweedy
why did u keep playing
ihatepineaples t1_iupj5n1 wrote
Reply to Every Halloween the girl in the mask wants candy and nobody knows where she comes from. by Archives-H
She seems pretty chill and helps get rid of all the pesky neighbors
ihatepineaples t1_iucpau5 wrote
omg what happened to max??
ihatepineaples t1_it5lj67 wrote
Reply to Skin Deep by Ellie_The_Mermaid129
that shouldn’t have been as satisfying as it was
ihatepineaples t1_iswldt6 wrote
holy shit a murderous love triangle
ihatepineaples t1_irhrjmq wrote
Reply to Don't use the toilets here. Ever. by SimbaTheSavage8
sorry but you deserve to be eaten by a toilet
ihatepineaples t1_jdgpkfz wrote
Reply to comment by Salindurthas in TIFU by submitting furry porn instead of my lab report by Purple_Possibility20
plot twist they drew the furry porn