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hotlavatube t1_jccd25y wrote
Reply to I made some woodland keycaps. The animals on top can be swapped out via magnets. by robotmon
“I can’t find the hen-ny key…”
hotlavatube t1_jaskc1n wrote
Reply to comment by Bubbagumpredditor in National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
"It's NOT funny..." - NPS ranger pouts, nursing his bear-inflicted injuries
hotlavatube t1_jaepeh9 wrote
Reply to comment by Raizzor in Mexican quake dogs returning from Turkey were given first class seats on Turkish airlines. by beneaththeslope
I’ve flown first class on domestic carriers in the US and had seats like that. Not every carrier has nice lay flat seating in first. Some of the international first class seats are pretty nice, but rarely the domestic ones.
hotlavatube t1_jaelrgh wrote
“Put me on a diet? Have you seen yourself from THIS angle?!”
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Reply to Geological strata of a Canadian winter by fibonarco
Keep digging, you’ll find your car eventually.
hotlavatube t1_j8y1i46 wrote
“Did you miss me, Al?” - Peggy Bundy.
“With every shot so far” - Al Bundy
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Reply to comment by JoeBoredom in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
(soon)
"And the motion has passed unanimously, requiring all Utah residents to walk to the next state over and back to collect a bucket of water to pour on the golf course."
hotlavatube t1_j6c4mx9 wrote
Reply to [homemade] lobster tail, whole ass half loaf of garlic bread, chili dog, melted butter, fermented rice water. by progun_il
Moe: "Bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest."
Waiter: "Excellent sir, lobster stuff with tacos."
-- The Simpsons
hotlavatube t1_j22sf22 wrote
Reply to comment by DragoneerFA in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
Ah yes, run by President Daddy.
hotlavatube t1_j22s8nm wrote
Reply to comment by mminnoww in FTX diverted $200 million of customer money for two venture deals that caught the SEC’s attention by cloud_coder
"Dave's not here..." -- Chong
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Reply to comment by Time_Example1216 in WE6574 Interior, Me, Digital, 2022 by veryveig
I once flew Swiss Air and they had actual metal tableware and I said “oooh, posh!”.
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Reply to comment by amandara99 in My girlfriend and I have a long running game going with my parents where we pick up filthy fridge magnets and hide them in each other's homes. This one has made it through since the 24th undetected. by Finsceal
For a risen lasting longer than 4 hours, consult a physician. Don't just "ride it out".
hotlavatube t1_j1w2xp3 wrote
Reply to comment by lilSebastionFan24 in My girlfriend and I have a long running game going with my parents where we pick up filthy fridge magnets and hide them in each other's homes. This one has made it through since the 24th undetected. by Finsceal
Even better, his second coming!
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Reply to comment by reisenbime in At last, New Year is coming by gerahmurov
Hot buttered rum is a traditional holiday drink. It's actually pretty good. Here's another couple versions.
hotlavatube t1_j058sll wrote
Reply to At last, New Year is coming by gerahmurov
That reminds me, Ambient Renders started an annual relaxing dumpster fire animated video to enjoy while you sip your hot buttered rum (or cold unbuttered gin). They have one for 2020 and 2021 so far.
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Reply to comment by SerotoninSkunk in Delaware man sentenced for joining US Capitol riots while on Tinder date by Freexscsa
Does the arraignment count?
hotlavatube t1_je7dozw wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
So... is the surprise hooker more of a 3rd date thing? Asking for a friend...