greedydita
greedydita t1_je6ajex wrote
For me you'd have to throw in a bible, a football and a gun.
greedydita t1_je34zo2 wrote
Gotta build up that pressure.
greedydita t1_je348to wrote
Reply to Just like I like my whiskey by gamer6663
I pounded 8 vaginas last night.
greedydita t1_jdv7q39 wrote
Reply to From one side of the bakery to the other, a breadstick yelled out to a pretzel by RibaldPancake
When I realized I didn't like the shape I was in.
greedydita t1_jdfrtuz wrote
He tried to steal a vowel.
greedydita t1_ja7c5wq wrote
You've done more with lapis than I ever have.
greedydita t1_ja0mxkq wrote
Next step, cream.
greedydita t1_j6t0xej wrote
Took you way too long for something so brief.
greedydita t1_j6opqd5 wrote
Reply to This sign I saw from the bus by Pixelationss
Too many skellys
greedydita t1_j6iz5vd wrote
That was the problem with Motel 1 through 5.
greedydita t1_j649ayy wrote
Reply to Donald Trump by monk_cat
Joke is 76 years old.
greedydita t1_j5wbdrm wrote
Reply to Final boss of Florida by AnnaTheSynesthe
He spits pythons.
greedydita t1_j5p7uj9 wrote
greedydita t1_j5oo4fz wrote
Reply to Great sign placement 👌 by Dedliest
The sign comes with the panties.
greedydita t1_j5mvmxt wrote
2 hours of REM.
greedydita t1_j58elth wrote
Preferably 16:9.
greedydita t1_j4bwarb wrote
That's balmy. But have you ever tried them embalmy?
greedydita t1_j2fkaaw wrote
Reply to Birds hate this mf by Muznik402
He owns a KFC.
greedydita t1_j2f53sv wrote
Even filled their ink cartridge with blood.
greedydita t1_j2efn41 wrote
Reply to Woman are a lot like roller coasters by Just_A_Pirate391
They get better with age.
greedydita t1_j2e3xw6 wrote
Reply to If you put Holy Water in a humidifier by kearnel81
You get eve apparition.
greedydita t1_j2dho2b wrote
Reply to [OC] My new socks are labeled left and right by Daug3
I need this because I have prescription socks.
greedydita t1_j2dgywj wrote
I imagine you'd get a bloodbath.
greedydita t1_j2ddka8 wrote
Reply to Friend sent us this holiday card by mus3man42
He must've told you it was coming.
greedydita t1_je84ilb wrote
Reply to Giant meatball with woolly mammoth DNA unveiled by cultured meat startup by sleepysnowboarder
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”