great_auks
great_auks t1_jeg2geo wrote
"Eyewitnesses report that an entire village of Oompa-Loompas was wiped out in the blast"
great_auks t1_jeg0f6r wrote
Reply to Just your average Spanish supermarket by LeobenCharlie
something about shelf-stable meat gives me the willies
great_auks t1_jeeyspl wrote
Reply to Cheetodust be gone! by groaner
Chopsticks work great too
great_auks t1_jebt62n wrote
Given the possibilities of either cloning mammoth or eating one, humanity made the predictable choice
great_auks t1_jebcfdn wrote
Reply to comment by mood_le in I took a picture of a duck at the zoo by mood_le
that dude is wrong
great_auks t1_jebcejp wrote
Reply to comment by Kitchen_Camel_183 in I took a picture of a duck at the zoo by mood_le
that's a red-breasted merganser, and it IS a duck
great_auks t1_jebainu wrote
surely "hit the road jack" is the canonical best response for this kind of situation
great_auks t1_jeb3gx9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending 😂 to my realtor by throwaway_blue22
my guess is that she's just busy. you're the client / customer in this situation and it would be stupid of her to potentially lose business over something this silly. If it actually does end up being an issue, find a new realtor who isn't a humorless automaton.
great_auks t1_jeawszt wrote
you really need to add more details. have you ever played guitar before? any other instruments? you will get better suggestions if we know your skill level
assuming beginner, "amazing grace" is a perennial favorite that is easy to learn
great_auks t1_jdxyhdk wrote
never do work stuff on a personal machine, never do personal stuff on a work machine!
great_auks t1_jdx4c1u wrote
"How do you do, fellow kids?"
great_auks t1_jdwtn67 wrote
Reply to Not today Satan. You won’t fool me. by MonsterDNA
More like iced pee
great_auks t1_jdiq0ns wrote
Reply to This penny I cleaned by just leaving it in ketchup for a few minutes by nutlikeothersquirls
I’ve seen enough antiques roadshow episodes to know you never remove the patina, now it’s worthless!
great_auks t1_jdgl5m3 wrote
Reply to [RE4 Remake] He did it! He said the thing! by EddieDIV
What is this, some kind of resident evil?
great_auks t1_jdb53fd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Is not paying for music for own use illegal by Pigfeet22
I believe they are talking about screenshotting sheet music
great_auks t1_jcvjtom wrote
Reply to Where is it happening? by lilithvale1
This concept is a relic of an age that has passed
great_auks t1_jchhgb1 wrote
hope you claimed that before you posted it on the internet
great_auks t1_jcdu5q2 wrote
Reply to [i ate]Chicken breast sandwich by AnyPlanet1
I don't understand how you eat this without the whole thing going to pieces. is the paper edible? There's no way that lettuce is structurally sound enough to support that much filling....
great_auks t1_jaf31wd wrote
Reply to Those of you who haven’t solidified your plans for the July 4th bbq yet, why? by bapboopbeep
it's not even fucking march yet
great_auks t1_ja9a30r wrote
Reply to Why wont nintendo release smash bros on pc? by [deleted]
Nintendo thinks of games as a way to drive hardware sales, and they aren’t particularly motivated by popularity that way. Case in point: releasing remakes/remasters of older Zelda titles on the switch would basically print money and they don’t seem to care at all. They don’t sell PCs so why would they care about PC?
great_auks t1_ja98aso wrote
Reply to comment by randymcatee in [I ate] eggs with spinich. by randymcatee
Sorry it was just a dumb joke based on the spelling of “spinach” in your title. Anyway it looks delicious :)
great_auks t1_ja987n4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in [I ate] eggs with spinich. by randymcatee
I think you mean braed
great_auks t1_ja963t9 wrote
Reply to My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace
People actually read those..?
great_auks t1_ja94ert wrote
Reply to [I ate] eggs with spinich. by randymcatee
And tometoes
great_auks t1_jeg3bsv wrote
Reply to Guaranteed no one’s gameboy looks like mine by bensisland
I think everyone did stuff like that to theirs