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goyboysotbot t1_iw4xcy6 wrote
Reply to comment by mooses51 in TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
I never heard about the Mercian rebellion. But that would make sense. The Vikings had their own problems but it wasn’t a rebellion but a lack of leadership. I guess Æthelstan had a more stable situation all around
goyboysotbot t1_iw4t683 wrote
Reply to comment by mooses51 in TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
We all know his dad and aunt could have finished the job. It was for politics that they didn’t. What politics, we can only speculate. But I’m willing to bet that it had something to do with Edward’s hot head and his failed attempt to usurp his sister’s throne.
goyboysotbot t1_iw445m0 wrote
Reply to comment by MansfromDaVinci in TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
Yes
goyboysotbot t1_iw29wwf wrote
Reply to comment by TigBiddiesMacDaddy in TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
We all know the first ruler of a united England was the forefathers of Gwent and pretenders to Rome, the emperors of the briefly lived Gallic Empire.
goyboysotbot t1_iw1yyly wrote
Reply to comment by listyraesder in TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
Alfred united the kingdoms in spirit. The sibling monarchs, Edward of Wessex and Æthelflæd of Mercia united the kingdoms by sword. Æthelstan stood on their shoulders and died childless. Not a bad king, but only the first by a technicality.
goyboysotbot t1_iw1ysjs wrote
Reply to TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
William the Bastard was not the first King of England. There were about a dozen Saxons and Vikings and one possibly mythological native Briton before him.
goyboysotbot t1_iw4y6eh wrote
Reply to comment by mooses51 in TIL that the 1st King of England made a law that said everyone had to be in bed by 8pm by PoppedUrMomsCherry
He was kind of a shit. I think it’s fair to consider both him and his father a king of England but I’m glad he never officially held the title.