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Reply to comment by Freank in Happiness is finding a puddle big enough for all of your mates :) by Shortery
Three Leonardos and two Raphaels
gorka_la_pork t1_jbpohc6 wrote
Reply to comment by ex-nigerian-prince in Art swindlers selling fake Goya get paid in photocopied bills by ModmanX
I appreciated this joke 👍
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Reply to comment by Eliteknives in My oil painting and the model by NoahVerrier
182! = 6.6^(333)
atoms in the observable universe ~ 10^(82)
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Reply to comment by bhl88 in My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink by Forged04
It did, but it's not as spectacular as it sounds. It was 16 feet long and sprang a leak when an old repair came apart. I like to imagine someone was playing "My Heart Will Go On" badly on a $3 slide whistle.
gorka_la_pork t1_iuf0j1w wrote
There are old crayons and gold crayons, but there are no old, gold crayons.
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Reply to comment by DaddyKrotukk in My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink by Forged04
There was a real life ship called the Titanic II. It sank in the harbor. The hubris of man.
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Reply to comment by jgiovagn in Rescue underway for pod of dolphins stranded by ice in Dildo Cove by Man_Bear_Beaver
They couldn't at least portmanteau the name into Dildolphins?