Even a child could beat a goose. Their bones are easily broken as they have to be light for flight, and their necks are very easily wringable. Even a small child could choke one in a fight to the death.
Now of course, in the real world we'd all rather just run away than fight a goose to the death. But if in some fantasy scenario you had to, you are not losing.
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Even a child could beat a goose. Their bones are easily broken as they have to be light for flight, and their necks are very easily wringable. Even a small child could choke one in a fight to the death.
Now of course, in the real world we'd all rather just run away than fight a goose to the death. But if in some fantasy scenario you had to, you are not losing.