gogoman
gogoman t1_ixwa3fg wrote
Oh, so you are that baby from the bus, all grown up??!!
(in case anyone doesn't remember.. [how come you guys don't? its reposted every month!] here it is):
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
gogoman t1_iujdv3x wrote
Reply to Why did the anti-vaxxer get COVID from going through the Halloween candy looking for Reese's Pieces? by bennetthaselton
How does COVID travel?
The Batmobile.
gogoman t1_iujdm04 wrote
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite.
gogoman t1_ixwakm2 wrote
Reply to I have no respect for those in wheel chairs who remain silent when people make fun of their disability by ihavethebestmarriage
I know many handicapped people with a great sense of humor!!
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Shame they don't do stand-up comedy.