futureruler
futureruler t1_j6nhz3p wrote
Reply to comment by TheElusiveHolograph in LPT: Don't break out small or corner windows if you lock your keys in your car. by Bailmage
Not something I have to worry about, I leave my vehicles unlocked. I'm also at the end of a side street on the side of a mountain so its hard to know my house even exists, especially when the foliage grows back
futureruler t1_j69wkmd wrote
Reply to TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]
Yea after I got out. I was doing onboarding for a new job and had to do a drug test. It was done at an actual testing lab and the lady looked at me like I was crazy when I asked if anybody was going to watch me. She also yelled through the door to turn the sink faucet off, which was never on, I just reaaaallly had to go at that point.
futureruler t1_ixago6i wrote
Reply to comment by msnmck in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
You get real comfortable. Hell, quite a few of us went around grabbing each other's nuts. Submariners usually get their first male to male kiss in a game of chicken. You really stop thinking of "gay" as "liking things up your butt" to "yep, I'm not attracted to men"....which is how it should be anyway tbh
futureruler t1_ixag7s9 wrote
Reply to comment by Tr1pline in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
When there's one about to enter the head, sure. Just dropping by? No
futureruler t1_ixag4xk wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Mood-9861 in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
Yall are getting high points?
futureruler t1_ixag1tf wrote
Reply to comment by Hoelbrak in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
Pretty much. Poor people never came to my boat for tours, but I can think of many celebrities
futureruler t1_ixafwsw wrote
Reply to comment by salsanacho in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
They do. It starts with a 1MC announcement to the entire boat that goes something along the lines of "rig ship for visitors".
futureruler t1_itcd0zm wrote
Reply to comment by Kale in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Yep, my dogs have gotten to the point where they don't need the collar anymore. They still wear it when we go out late at night and I can't see if there's a bear/deer/fox on the property. They only get the shock if they ignore the beep and the vibration, and only if they are running off the property. Had one issue with my bigger, more aggressive dog running off and got the collars and now he only tries to run off chasing animals, but is smart enough to stop at the treeline.
futureruler t1_is3gvq9 wrote
Reply to comment by niobiumnnul in National record for heaviest pumpkin crushed at annual Half Moon Bay weigh-off by citytiger
Competitors for this kind of thing generally will grow it on a pallet, makes it easier to get a forklift under it and get it on a truck
futureruler t1_j9mrxog wrote
Reply to comment by raulshawn in TIFU by trying to clean my dryer and almost burning my house down by MeeKoH
Or even just UNPLUGGING it?