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fucklawyers t1_iwrsbhm wrote

I’m old enough that I got pox partied (36. If you were the first in the mom group to get chickenpox, you got a bunch of playdates with all the kiddos that hadn’t had it yet). I REMEMBER being absolutely covered, I’m talking like at least four in a square inch. Anecdotally, I have zero scars.

Mine was not too itchy. I just remember being exhausted and dizzy/out of sorts.

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fucklawyers t1_iug347x wrote

Open container’s so fucking stupid. I lived in the woods when I hit drinking age, and you’re telling me after moving to a city now that I can actually leave my property after half of a light beer, I’m not supposed to do it with a beer?! Like to the point that off-duty cops will ruin your life with it, and your boss is gonna at a minimum call you in the office about it? They don’t even suspend that shit for downtown celebrations anymore, they have like 40 cops on fuck-your-fun patrol.

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