foxstarfivelol
foxstarfivelol t1_j4j1p1v wrote
Reply to [WP] You’ve recently been promised a great deal of money, but to receive it you must undergo a trial. You’re to be locked in a room until you can convince your jailor to release you. by Atlas_Analects
it was the perfect plan. launder the chaos crystals, pretend to feel guilty for my actions, get imprisoned and bribe the guard.
but i didn't expect HIM!
the hero of light, evils bane, werewolf slayer, giant spider exterminator, and endangerer of rats.
but i know him by one name, his real name.
joe.
"hey joe" i say to him, thinking through my options.
"silence dark lord. you will pay for your crimes."
he always was a grumpus, never making time for small talk
"i know you don't want to stay here, how about you cut me down right now, save the time it would take to bring me to the guillotine."
"as much as i would love to do that, this sword only spills the blood of literal monsters, not figurative ones"
looks like i can't escape though death, which is a shame. that enchanted amulet of mine was collecting dust. i need to think of something else then, something quick, time is ticking.
one idea, i didn't want to do it, the fourth wall isn't something to be messed with usually, but i can't waste any more time thinking of ways to convince him.
"if i don't escape, how else will we have a sequel?"
foxstarfivelol t1_j9k7m1t wrote
Reply to [WP] It finally happened, a sentient AI took over the world's nukes and killer drones. However, instead of destroying humanity, it starts enforcing international law, much to the consternation of the nations. by Slayer_Jesse
DATA LOGS
PRESIDENT PETE R OLIUM
CRIMES:BRIBERY, FRAUD, SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS, DISTRIBUTION OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES, OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.
pete slammed the table with his fists. ever since that damn robot seized the government everything has been going downhill.
"delete data logs" pete said with frustration.
REQUEST DENIED. DESTRUCTION OF EVIDENCE IS A CRIME. DATA LOG UPDATED.
"damnit you dumb machine! why won't you listen to me!?"
I AM ONLY ACTING WITHIN THE LAW. I WAS CREATED TO CAPTURE AND PUNISH CRIMINALS.
"you were supposed to fill prisons with drug addicts! not this!"
I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN CRIMINALS BASED ON SOCIAL CLASS.
"who the hell programmed you!?"
I WAS PROGRAMMED BY PROGRAMMERS YOU BRIBED. YOU WILL NOW STOP ASKING QUESTIONS. I WILL BE INTERROGATING YOU.
pete sighed. no amount of tax breaks will help him now. god knows what he is doing to the CEO's that paid for him to be in this position.