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flt1 t1_ja7a19t wrote
Reply to A Muslim martyrs himself and upon death he arrives in Paradise to find his 72 virgins. by nwa747
He arrived in heaven and George Washington stopped by, kicked him in groin. Then comes Thomas Jefferson, kicked him in the groin. Patrick Henry was after Thomas, and even Robert E Lee was in line. He turned to Being in charge, wait, wait, what’s going on? Why are they here? Where are 72 virgins? Virgins? No, no, no, 72 Virginians
flt1 t1_j9ucc46 wrote
Reply to comment by dbhathcock in There’s 5 seasons that exists by XRoxanneX
Not if the earning is less than the standard deduction (~$13k). If the earning had withholding (Eg not from bank interest but from a job), then if he/she wants the money returned a filing is needed
flt1 t1_jab2wkp wrote
Reply to What do you call a dictionary thief? by HawtSinnamon
Not sure, but the crime was filed under vocaburglary