eviljelloman
eviljelloman t1_jebqmas wrote
Reply to comment by Critical_Band5649 in Potato Chips - What is your favorite brand and type (Regular/Kettle, etc)? by Speakslinux
this is such a Pennsylvania sentence, right down to the positive anymore
eviljelloman t1_jaie9qt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Meet Joanna McClinton, PA’s first Black woman House speaker by PienotPi
> institution with a long racist history finally does something slightly less racist than they have for the entire recorded history of their existence
> news: reports on that historic moment
Reddit Dipshit: IdEnTiTy PoLiTicS
eviljelloman t1_j9gnvmk wrote
I personally love post-cringe Jawn. It's so overused by now that it's become hipster ironic or something, and I think it's hilarious watching people get all bent out of shape about it. I think I'm gonna use it even more.
eviljelloman t1_j8xefxh wrote
Reply to Interning in Carlisle, anything I should know before accepting my offer? by ilikefrenchhorns
You'll be fine. Carlisle is better than North Dakota and Missouri. I'd rather be in Centralia for an internship compared to either of those places you're coming from, TBH.
eviljelloman t1_j8tg8xn wrote
Reply to comment by BlaccAtlassStan in The rain today, I don’t trust it, I’m probably just paranoid. by BlaccAtlassStan
>I’m not some clueless nut case
uh huh
eviljelloman t1_j8t0mtj wrote
The only thing funnier than the number of Russian bots spreading FUD about the derailement is the number of suckers who are just going along with the conspiracy theory without questioning how absurd it all sounds.
It was an accident. It was bad. People will end up fired or fined.
The rain isn't poison.
eviljelloman t1_j8k2176 wrote
Reply to Is the census data for Hazelton on Wikipedia correct? It seems unbelievable. by MonCapitan90
A question from a conservative christian about a drop in the white population somewhere. Yeah, this isn't sketchy as fuck or anything.
eviljelloman t1_j8jenzi wrote
Reply to comment by AbsructCigar in No more mail-in applications for Pa. doe tags..... by drunkmonkey176
> A lever action rifle is technically a semi auto loading yet again you can hunt with a 30-30
A Subaru Baja is technically a pickup truck. It's closer to an F150 than a fucking lever action is to a true semi-auto.
eviljelloman t1_j7ne9n2 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Palmerton school director stands proud "NO LITTER BOXES IN OUR SCHOOL BATHROOMS" with sign on Delaware avenue. by mynameisalso
This is a lie. Either your sister is lying or you are lying. Fuck off.
eviljelloman t1_j6saunq wrote
Reply to PPL electric “accidentally” took a 3 month advance on automatic payments today by theREALPLM
People who say shit like “accidentally”, acting like there’s some sort of conspiracy, are fucking morons who have no idea how janky the systems at utilities are, or how incompetent their employees are.
This is a good old fashioned cock-up. To be malicious or sinister simply doesn’t make sense because they won’t keep the money and it just costs them money to fix. Stop assuming stupid shit because it feeds a narrative you’ve bought into.
eviljelloman t1_j6i4fws wrote
Reply to comment by Responsible-Type-392 in TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO CHOOSE YOU MUST VOTE; NO VOTE, NO RIGHTS! by LetterGrouchy6053
Wow those things written by white men didn’t protect the rights of women so I guess they shouldn’t have rights then. Fuck outta here.
eviljelloman t1_j6hrpnc wrote
Reply to comment by Responsible-Type-392 in TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO CHOOSE YOU MUST VOTE; NO VOTE, NO RIGHTS! by LetterGrouchy6053
Women’s health and bodily autonomy aren’t “the current thing”. Stop trying to trivialize foundational freedoms by painting them as a trend, you disingenuous turd.
eviljelloman t1_j5pvac4 wrote
Reply to America’s first nuclear-powered Bitcoin mining center to open in Pennsylvania by leperpepper
Because my electric bill isn't already going up too much every six months, we should start flushing electricity down the toilet for stupid libertarian money laundering schemes.
eviljelloman t1_j5la97s wrote
Reply to comment by dancingprotein in Would it be a good idea to move to PA just for work? by finallyalright
People seem to forget how many really great colleges are in this state, and the sheer volume of people who get educations here - not all of them stick around, but there are an awful lot of folks with advanced degrees doing cool shit. You mix our strong industrial history with the ability to train people to innovate the heck out of those industries and you get a lot of good jobs.
eviljelloman t1_j5knfhx wrote
Your biases against Pennsylvania are fucking stupid. New York (state) has just as many inbred hick, backwater bullshit towns as Pennsylvania. In fact, there are more of them - because they get snowed in every year and you lose access to civilization.
NYC and Philly are pretty comparable - both big cities with the pros and cons of big cities.
Outside of there, it's a crap shoot - like literally every other state. Some places fucking suck, some places are amazing - like literally every other state.
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If all you think of when you picture Pennsylvania is Centralia and meth trailers, you're being fed a bunch of bullshit.
eviljelloman t1_j5kmxw6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Would it be a good idea to move to PA just for work? by finallyalright
Fuck Ohio.
eviljelloman t1_j4qzzzp wrote
Reply to comment by Unique-Public-8594 in LAWSUIT: FIRE sues Pennsylvania county after officials ban talking politics in a public park by NeatPeteYeet
>Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression a nonpartisan nonprofit whose mission is protecting freedom of speech
lol. They are funded by ultra conservatives and libertarians. They are about as nonpartisan as Fox is "fair and balanced".
eviljelloman t1_j4iehxb wrote
Reply to comment by ApplianceHealer in Seen in Harrisburg, Philly vernacular spreading west? by [deleted]
What a hick. Everyone knows it’s ice-in-ing.
eviljelloman t1_j46ysmc wrote
Reply to comment by Ajmagee in Hunter won’t face charges for killing dog in Berks County by narkj
>Who the fuck thinks there's coyotes in Berks County.
Anybody who is aware of actual facts? As multiple people have pointed out, you're completely wrong here. They were missing from the state for a long time, but coyotes are all over the place anymore.
eviljelloman t1_j2yhaw0 wrote
I say it but have probably never typed it.
eviljelloman t1_j2n5icq wrote
Reply to comment by Ct-5736-Bladez in Drove through Pennsylvania for the first time in over half a decade today... by BengaliFloatzel
You misspelled “moronic”
eviljelloman t1_j242wzz wrote
Reply to comment by Altruistic-Rip4364 in For all that is right in the world, time to take down the signs! by PACubsFan23
Yeah that’s not completely psychotic or anything…
eviljelloman t1_j1wnyvj wrote
Reply to comment by stahleo in Pennsylvania politics are heated. It soon could be utter chaos by Yelloeisok
Being so entitled that you think a person insulting you on the internet is the same as discrimination is a peak white boomer move.
Now go on a rant about how I’m racist too. You know you want to, snowflake.
eviljelloman t1_j1rugj0 wrote
Reply to comment by Prestigious-Buy1774 in Pennsylvania politics are heated. It soon could be utter chaos by Yelloeisok
“Senile old jackass”. Look in the mirror, boomer.
eviljelloman t1_jeememo wrote
Reply to Pa. brewery puts the fruit flavors of Rita’s Italian Ice in new series of beers - lehighvalleylive.com by starstufft
Here's hoping it is better than the Dunkin beers, which were horrible.