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ecodrew t1_je33cai wrote
Reply to comment by anakusis in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
gross warning
A couple years ago, I had a bleeding, infected hemorrhoid that needed quick medical attention. I got their first available appt with their new PA... Who happened to be young and quite attractive. I'm a happily married man and she was ofc ompletely professional. (As was I) Butt, the whole situation was embarrassing enough, esp with my first meeting with their new doc was her examining my infected bum hole. The fact that she was attractive just seemed to weirdly make it just a bit more awkward in a weird way.
Oh, and then we visited my in-laws for a lunch and I had to try to explain that I was sick without the crappy details.
TL:DR Hole situation was a real pain in my ass.
ecodrew t1_ixw488p wrote
Reply to I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
I once went to a zoo that had only one animal, a small dog...
It was a Shih Tzu
ecodrew t1_je6v6eh wrote
Reply to comment by Been1LongDay in TIFU when I spoke to the surgical planner by sugarintheboots
Sorry to dump so many good jokes. I'm sure you can find a load more.