I think what you see here is repulsive enough.

I can't do that too often or Jen from HR will get suspicious. Lately I've been stopping by the mailroom to collect the local ads. I fill my drawer with them and spend a few hours shredding them first thing Monday morning.

That whole pie thing turned out to be a spiritual experience for me.

Oh, fantastic u/humdawg I'm glad you showed up. I've been meaning to talk to you about this subpoena I have for you.

I was kicked out of every bakery in NM and had to find opportunities elsewhere.

I had one of those at one point. I sold it to fund my pie addiction. It got really out of hand so I moved to New York with some friends and am trying to just live the simple life.

Have you checked your upper lip?

No worries haha. I don't actually want to upset anyone - just having some fun with it :) Happy Halloween and thanks for the energy!

BCS is a great show, btw!

We've been trying to get in touch with you about your car's extended warranty.

Instead of giving out candy I give out parking citations and subpoenas.

This better not awaken anything in me...

Hahaha, the person I'm dressed as, Colin Robinson, purposefully trolls people online as a source of food or energy. I'm doing a bit. I love Bob Odenkirk.

It's from the Chronicles of Updog.

Clearly you don't know what good acting looks like.

I hope none of your kids find any razor blades in their candy this year.

Careful what you wish for.

Well, a lot of kings and their families suffered from hemophilia. It was a pretty unfortunate blood disease which kept the blood from clotting so even minor cuts and scrapes could prove to be deadly due to increased blood loss and exposure to infection. The problem was that the royal families several hundreds of years ago were really into keeping their bloodline and familial ties as pure as possible. This naturally led to inbreeding as daughters were married off back and forth between kingdoms and family trees. This had the unfortunate effect of keeping the genes supporting hemophilia alive in the bloodline among other birth defects. I'm going to grab some coffee but when I get back I'll tell you more about the political system at the time and why all this was necessary from a cultural, social, and religious point of view as well.

The pie thing was just a phase. I'm really trying to leave that in the past...

Straight fax no printer.

No me.

When you see gum on the sidewalk, you don't just leave it there.

No, that's probably Laszlo.