dje1964
dje1964 t1_j60i7q2 wrote
Reply to comment by ApatheticZero187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I am the lead bouncer at a gay club. Get along great with the owners as well as many of the drag queens
I get invited to many events as a guest instead as a bouncer. Problem is there is a small minority that won't accept boundaries. This is not a hit on gays it is a hit on guys. I see the same thing on ladies nights. Guys come in there and think they can hit on lesbians when the girls come there specifically to avoid people like that. When I pull them out for not respecting boundaries they almost always say the same thing
"You must be gay"
"Maybe, do you really want to go home and tell your friends you got your ass kicked by a f****t"
dje1964 t1_j5yldz1 wrote
Reply to comment by ApatheticZero187 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
So back in the late 70's and early 80's when I was a strong supporter of equal rights for all and the Democrat party still didn't want any part of gays I was considered part of the "Looney Left".
Now, because I don't want to have sex with someone with a dick, I am considered a homophobic right winger
Funny thing is, nothing about my political philosophy has changed
dje1964 t1_j5yk8kj wrote
Reply to comment by RdotDollarsXBL in Polly wants a working girl by CYOA_With_Hitler
Please tell me you are being sarcastic
dje1964 t1_j5y88se wrote
Reply to comment by BillyMackBlack in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I think the gay community has a lot of fun
I just can't get past the "Sex with men" thing
I have to draw the line somewhere
Edit:. So I get down voted because I don't want to have sex with men. I didn't say you couldn't. Just expressing my personal preference
But I guess that isn't allowed anymore
dje1964 t1_j5wzzst wrote
Reply to comment by Both_Ad7992 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Hush. Don't give up the secret. He will tell his friends
dje1964 t1_j5wzqwp wrote
Reply to comment by Macca49 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
George Carlin
"If it gets me a few miles down the road, I'll take a shot in the mouth"
dje1964 t1_j25vkax wrote
Reply to comment by FrankWhiteIsHere78 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Me too. That is what makes this sub so fun I usually laugh more at the comment section than the be actual jokes
dje1964 t1_j25v2ia wrote
Reply to comment by master-virus in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I heard it, retold it (poorly) and if I had any idea of where I heard it originally I would have given them credit. Only that person may correct my errors
"The statement above was for satirical purposes only"
dje1964 t1_j25u9vd wrote
Reply to comment by FrankWhiteIsHere78 in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
You should have seen it before I fixed it
dje1964 t1_j24gj4y wrote
Reply to comment by violetbaudelairegt in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Actually, I simply plagiarized a joke I heard somewhere else without giving credit to the source, since I don't even remember where I heard it in the first place
Edit. Grammer
dje1964 t1_j24g2qr wrote
Reply to comment by quid_facis_cacasne in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
Wow. I am impressed by all the biblical and legal scholars here in r/jokes
dje1964 t1_j24fe0a wrote
Reply to comment by DodgerWalker in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I was being silly. But thank you for clarification
Heaven forbid there be inaccuracies in the timeline of a joke
dje1964 t1_j23wdxs wrote
Reply to comment by tarryngray in What’s the difference between an American girl and an Iranian girl? by vartha
I won't argue the point as I am not old enough to have read it back then. But I am down with dropping a big fucking rock on anyone's balls that would do that to a kid
dje1964 t1_j23mth0 wrote
The book of Leviticus says "if a man lay with another man as he would with his wife, he must be stoned"
That is why California legalized Gay Marriage and possession of marijuana at the same time
dje1964 t1_j21fhdp wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion. by yomommafool
What was Jesus saying during Michael Angelo's Last Supper?
Anyone that wants to be in the picture needs to sit on this side of the table
dje1964 t1_jebb8m5 wrote
Reply to What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
The theme song would be "Code Blue" by TSOL