darthbiscuit
darthbiscuit t1_j9v5ykh wrote
Reply to This mannequin’s pose by TTLYShittyThrowAway
Crane kick!
darthbiscuit t1_j8neq5j wrote
Reply to TIL that in November 1954, a woman in Alabama survived being struck by a meteorite that hit the roof of her house, bounced off a radio and hit her in upper thigh and hand. She was left with a large bruise on her side but was otherwise not seriously injured. by g_man2522
“Woman survives being hit by Meteorite. ‘She’ll be fine.’ says husband, Meteorite Johnson.”
darthbiscuit t1_iwnn74p wrote
Reply to comment by Plastastic in TIL that William I's response to northern rebellion in England was to order the wholesale slaughter of the inhabitants of northern shires, and the burning of food, homes, crops, tools, and livestock so that survivors would freeze or starve by AnselaJonla
I glanced at your username and thought it said “Pussyelastic” and was not even a little confused.
darthbiscuit t1_iwkummm wrote
Reply to TIL that William I's response to northern rebellion in England was to order the wholesale slaughter of the inhabitants of northern shires, and the burning of food, homes, crops, tools, and livestock so that survivors would freeze or starve by AnselaJonla
I read this as “Will.I.Am and was so fucking confused.
darthbiscuit t1_jdo4qox wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty…”