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dankdooker t1_je6deqg wrote
Reply to comment by ManyRespect1833 in So Meta by TAU_equals_2PI
They also switched their dose from two teaspoons to two tablespoons
dankdooker t1_je6c85w wrote
I think he used roofies. He also used the force
dankdooker t1_je0x0it wrote
Reply to Aurora Borealis looking in the Direction to Svalbard flying from Lahore to Toronto (my pic) 🍂💫✨ by steven_sandner
did you take this picture from your spaceship?
dankdooker t1_jdvohuq wrote
Reply to comment by Weary_Cartographer_7 in Our bathroom, which is now complete by RingsTheRover
bidets are over rated and just get poo water everywhere.
dankdooker t1_j5jj5a8 wrote
Reply to Picture of me that I liked :) by Klthom
I thought Jeffrey Dahmer was dead
dankdooker t1_j3lq85e wrote
Reply to comment by r_a_d_ in How keys works. by -birdbirdbird-
too much noise
dankdooker t1_j3lq4xl wrote
Reply to comment by cplcarlman in How keys works. by -birdbirdbird-
My landlord tossed all the hardened steel inserts because he didn't drill the hole big enough to fit it. All the locks just have the thin piece of decorative tin on the outside.
dankdooker t1_j2xiyk2 wrote
Reply to comment by slfnflctd in How much a person laughs in conversation appears to be a stable trait associated with being relatable, and is not necessarily reflective of enjoyment. by [deleted]
He he. Ha ha! Chuh-huh huh!
dankdooker t1_j2xiprm wrote
Reply to Very effective anti-drug commercial by OMGLMAOWTF_com
not even once
dankdooker t1_j06jrrl wrote
Reply to comment by jas2628 in Binance CEO Facing Possible Money Laundering Charges by habichuelacondulce
This is true. It's people driven. Speculator driven. It's not business profit driven. There's nothing behind it. It's religious. If people believe in it, it will continue. It's all based on pure speculation.
dankdooker t1_j02bur5 wrote
crypto is ponzi sham shell game. Get out and save what dollahs you have left
dankdooker t1_j02bptj wrote
Reply to comment by Notorious_Junk in Binance CEO Facing Possible Money Laundering Charges by habichuelacondulce
Yeah. The stable coins are bullshit. Why not invest in something a lot more stable, like the US dollar. All these cryptocurrencies are pure shams. A bubble is about to burst and every crypto investor will be left holding the bag. Get all your money out of crypto now. Don't be like FTX clients or Bernie Madoff clients or Amway sales. Get out and invest your money on something better, like blackjack.
dankdooker t1_j02bext wrote
Reply to comment by ennuinerdog in Binance CEO Facing Possible Money Laundering Charges by habichuelacondulce
ha ha! lol! cryptomaniacs will defend this bullshit until they're bankrupt
dankdooker t1_j02b7uc wrote
Reply to comment by ennuinerdog in Binance CEO Facing Possible Money Laundering Charges by habichuelacondulce
Uh yeah. Are the authorities stooped as this makes them sound? Come off it! Seriously, everyone knows it's for laundering. This is plain ignorance.
dankdooker t1_j029w9d wrote
Reply to Meta ends $200-a-month Lyft rides perk for its 76,000 employees as cost-cutting continues by Familiar-Turtle
First steps toward the final end. The lights will stay on after the bankruptcy for the auditors.
dankdooker t1_iybgtbl wrote
Reply to perks of working in a fast food place. lol I know it's unhealthy I don't eat all the time by Suspicious-Ad516
looks yum! Yeah. Probably shouldn't that, but you gotta live yo best life!
dankdooker t1_ivq7pq5 wrote
Coolio doing Gangster's Paradise was also a cover of a Stevie Wonder song
dankdooker t1_iubznlu wrote
Reply to My wife’s toy costume for 2022 by o0_bobbo_0o
Ha ha. Your wife's so cute. What am I supposed to say?
dankdooker t1_iu4ispd wrote
Are halloween cards a thing now? Never given nor received one.
dankdooker t1_itpnrn1 wrote
Reply to comment by whateversnevermind in Snap shares plunge nearly 30%, closing at lowest since early 2019 by Additional-Two-7312
social media is toxic
dankdooker t1_itpnp1k wrote
Reply to comment by 99OBJ in Snap shares plunge nearly 30%, closing at lowest since early 2019 by Additional-Two-7312
...or they're about to go under
dankdooker t1_iqvfozr wrote
Reply to OK Time for You to Go to Bed! by JPPT1974
The head tilt!
dankdooker t1_jegf4b5 wrote
Reply to Nachos, Margaritas and Director’s Cut of LOTR anyone by tnick771
The Golden would make me not eat those.