Our lawyers said we weren't technically allowed to call it "Rescue"

No, I hate it as well, however the article is taking about people who refer to themself and their spouse as "we" to others, not to the other person in the couple.

Which is when it pisses me off the most, when my wife tells me to do something by saying "We need to do _________"

A few liquor stores by me have shelves of just these minis by the checkout area for under a dollar each.

If there's something you want to sample, or maybe you want a shot of jack (lol or Fireball), but don't want a whole bottle