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cruelhumor t1_j9tmqt3 wrote
Reply to comment by AgencyDelicious1933 in Man charged after eating stolen chips dropped by thief, police say by jab116
Stories like this always come to mind when I read articles about how prosecutors don't prosecute "minor crimes" because they are "too understaffed" or "underfunded". Or when I read articles about how the police don't bother pursuing things like package theft or home break-ins where the items stolen don't exceed a certain amount for the same reasons.
Part of me thinks it's a load of crap and they're just lazy
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Reply to comment by Utter_cockwomble in Your abandoned stack of pizzas of the day by ineffectivegoggles
I don't mean to be rude Harry, but that's frozen pizza...
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Reply to comment by ThreePointsPhilly in 50% of ALL of SEPTA's problems can be solved overnight by installing barriers that prevent gate hopping on Broad and MFL lines by scatterbrainedpast
So... the answer is that we can't solve ALL the problems, so we shouldn't even try? Is there a chance that a paying customer could attack you? Sure. Is that probability higher if you encourage people to gather on the trains and platforms for reasons other than their intended purpose? Absolutely.
If I can't regularly use a system for it's intended purpose (getting from point A to point B without being attacked, stepping in excrement, or arriving at my location reeking of weed) then that is a problem.
We need to fund other city services, that is the reality, and it is unfair to expect those of us that have to rely on SETA to pay for the fact that no one wants to fix those other programs. SEPTA is not a free public toilet, ashtray or homeless shelter, it's my only way to get to work, make money, and pay taxes. Respect the Ride.
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Reply to comment by 12kdaysinthefire in A family thought they’d rented a Philly home on Airbnb. But the owner never made the listing. by Dryheavemorning
But how do they get the payment from airbnb before the guest stays? This seems like a REALLY easy problem to solve...
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Reply to comment by internetcommunist in In a desperate power grab, PA House Republicans ignore the will of the voters | ACLU Pennsylvania by boundfortrees
Well they are doing a fine job of eating themselves alive right now, so that's nice
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Reply to comment by AutisticOcelot in At one point this was a world record holding ship. by FGoose
$$$
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Reply to comment by donttouchthirdrail in DAE feel like the city is about to explode and experience massive growth? by ticonderoga-
I think the fire gutted Melrose already, last I heard they were waiting for a contractor.
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Reply to comment by SouthPhilly_215 in DAE feel like the city is about to explode and experience massive growth? by ticonderoga-
Broad Street diner has really gone downhill, the food is atrocious. But I think I saw they were open until 11pm, so thats a start on the 24/7 quest
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Reply to ULPT - Texas Thank-You Gift by I_let_my_ramrod_rock
ATTENTION IMMIGRANTS: HEAD TO TEXAS FOR FREE TRANSPORTATION TO BLUE PARADISES
cruelhumor t1_ivjxtdk wrote
Took me less than 5 minutes. Quickest, easiest vote I've cast.
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Reply to comment by crispydukes in At 17, I was City Council’s youngest aide. I saw lethargy and dysfunction. by joeltheprocess76
^for ^not ^doing ^their ^jobs
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Reply to comment by PN_Guin in Police had incident free night after Phillies won NL pennant by pshipdestroyer
Go Phils!
cruelhumor t1_itq1ges wrote
I suppose this depends on how you classify "incident free" because I witnessed at least 3 scalings of the traffic light poles. Quite a bit if dancing in the streets/onto of SEPTA stations. All in good fun though, no one hurt, injured, etc.
Heck of a time to live in Philly
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Reply to comment by AnInsolentCog in Doug Mastriano is making more wild accusations about Josh Shapiro by plantman77
>ribbons you love to parade around with
I find this incredibly gross. Evey interview I've seen he has insisted on wearing something he shouldn't be. There's a reason the ribbons should only be worn in certain circumstances. It's insulting to the military and to the viewers
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Reply to comment by ReturnedFromExile in Black clergy and businesspeople support Sixers arena proposal by dc122186
... Or Camden