criticallycrafty
criticallycrafty t1_iu2v1sf wrote
Reply to comment by Rumbleroarrr in We never open the door when there's only one knock by likeeyedid
…hey that’s a good ass point wtf
criticallycrafty t1_ittdsu1 wrote
Reply to Coins in the morgue by Mr_Mojo_Risin95
It seems a morgue would have decent insurance given all that can happen. You can probably rebuild.
I’d try a different business though. I have ADHD and I bet I would have forgotten the coins every time.
criticallycrafty t1_itkfwvw wrote
Reply to comment by Wishiwashome in People Keep Dying in my Backyard by Gladiolus96
Pretty sure OP is collapsed in their, once again, totally dug up yard. If the EMTs haven’t arrived and taken them to the morgue yet.
criticallycrafty t1_it6yxb7 wrote
Reply to comment by ishandeva in People keep flashing their high beams at me by BlairDaniels
Yeah. There was a movie about it. The Moth Man Prophecies. I never saw it but it was a popular movie and scared the shit out of my mom. Lol.
criticallycrafty t1_it6ygh6 wrote
Reply to comment by IntelligentCamel126 in People keep flashing their high beams at me by BlairDaniels
I’d rather look like a looney tho. Lol.
criticallycrafty t1_it6ychi wrote
Reply to comment by lodav22 in People keep flashing their high beams at me by BlairDaniels
Yes! I was thinking, “Aw. That sucks. She was looking forward to going home and can’t now.” And then she went!
criticallycrafty t1_it6ya5s wrote
Reply to comment by Mistress_Raven74 in People keep flashing their high beams at me by BlairDaniels
I didn’t even think of that. Putting it in my back pocket just in case I ever encounter whatever OP encountered.
criticallycrafty t1_isen2uv wrote
Reply to comment by Sexrobob in I think I'm in love with the man my husband kidnapped by MorbidCuriositi
Yeah. How is he falling in love when he has nothing to do with her? I say he’s still bullshitting. Mark is about to kill her husband so they can run away but Molly is believing her husband right now so she thinks he’s gonna kill her AND her husband.
criticallycrafty t1_is9k6hy wrote
Damn. I hope my friends don’t go around telling people I’m “tubby”.
criticallycrafty t1_is4pcwy wrote
Reply to My three-week-old daughter started talking, and it’s scaring the shit out of me by ByfelsDisciple
You’re hallucinating with postpartum psychosis. Compounded by your guilt of killing her father. Turn yourself in and give that child to someone who can take care of it.
criticallycrafty t1_iucz452 wrote
Reply to I’m a private contractor who kills people. Yes, it’s an actual, legal job in the U. S. in 2022. by ByfelsDisciple
I doubt there’s anyone reading this who would be surprised to find out the US government trains and hires people to kill specific people. They’re already doing that on a mass scale, without specific individual targets, with the military.