They already knew you weren’t cool when they invited you. You don’t have to be cool to have friends. Don’t buy sex dolls for anyone unless you’re going to their bachelor party.

Actually…don’t buy anything that is even vaguely human looking anymore. Just don’t. Ever.

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American.

(I am American, for the record.)

NOTE TO SELF: remove bodies from under bed before inviting date him.

It’s pretty amateur to invite ANYONE over before you get rid of the body.

Yeah. But if she’s some supernatural thing the cops can’t do anything anyway. Lol.

Miffy sounds like a normal kitty. I bet himbs so cute! 💕

I mean. To each their own, but it’s illegal to bury a body in your yard where I live. I assumed it was illegal in a lot of places.

These comments are ignoring one thing. No matter WHAT that thing was, it was trying to rape her. Whatever it is, it was not a good thing and she did right by killing it. Maybe the other interdimensional beings are just cleaning up and going on their way because they know it’s self-defense. OP, NTA.

Oh wow! I’m glad they don’t do that here. My grandpa has been dead since 1991 and my aunt since 1984 and I visit their graves all the time. Lol. I’d be hysterically upset. I was born in 1988.

A lot of my family is buried in the same cemetery because they bought plots a LONG time ago. My grandparents were born in 1917 and 1919 and their siblings were obviously born around then too. They bought a bunch of plots and split them up. And we’re cramming people in them now. 🤣 The plots are like 100x more expensive than when my grandparents bought them and they let you put one body and one set of ashes in a grave or 3 sets of ashes in the grave. My aunt was cremated and my grandparents were not. I don’t like the idea of dying so I didn’t want to make a decision but I will be dead and it’s more important I have plans for whoever has to deal with it after because my dad didn’t have any plans and that was 20 year old ME. I was not equipped for that. He got a free plot at another cemetery (parents divorced) because he was a veteran. So I am being cremated and me, my mom, and my aunt’s widower plan to be cremated and buried in the plots. Tough to think of but I know, realistically, it will not matter to me because I’ll be dead.

My grandma died in 2010 and she was my last living grandparent. None of those graves have required more money to upkeep. Which is good because I’m poor. 😂

People pay yearly fees for cemeteries? My family just has expensive ass plots and that’s where the cost ended.

Damn, hippofucker. That sucks.

Well when it won’t stop crying and you’re trying to sleep, what else can you do? That’s what neighbors exist for. You leave your baby on their couch so they can take care of it and you go home and get some sleep. The parent clearly just got their nap and came back for their baby.

If you could make the rest of Texas not exist, that’d be great.

What are you gonna do if you order Uber Eats and people come to abduct you to feed you to some creepy king? Exactly. Get that ID.

You should have used MC Command Center mod to delete every sim in the save and then delete the save. Also, I always buy the occult packs for build and buy and CAS but I never play the occults to I use mods to get rid of them and stop them from spawning. If you ever get reality back to normal so they’re all back in the game, look into mods. Lots of good ones out there.

Oh hell no. I’m addicted to this game. I don’t know if I should read this. 😂

And he had to hurt you and make you think he hated you and should fear him to make sure you’d stop trying to come back and draw their attention, as much as he misses you.

This seemed like grooming. I was waiting for him to kidnap you to be his bride or something.

I don’t think he really wanted you dead. He just wanted his little friends to believe he did. Maybe that you could “replace” him put you both in danger. You of being abducted and forced to live with them and as they do and him of being literally killed if he had no more use in their group. It was how he could save you both.

I think the driver was the inmate and he made the story up to get them to stay on the bus. There was nothing else saying there was all that shit in the area but they do know that inmate was loose.

To be fair, he was acting pretty stereotypical and asshole-y.

Something tells me she was looking for an excuse to shoot him. It was always gonna end that way. She should have just divorced him when he cheated if she was going to remain homicidally angry for the rest of her life.

Obviously you were never going to please her. You threw all the notes away, reported it to HR, and only went or meet her on the condition that she’d leave you alone after. Thank god you called the cops.

Get a hold of the police again and they should be able to catch her. You

Look. I have to know everything too. But if EVERYONE in town is telling me not to do it, I don’t care why I shouldn’t do it. I believe I shouldn’t do it. Like, just parents saying it or family members, teachers, other adults who try to keep you on a good path, it’s probably just meant to keep you home and not sneaking out. But the whole damn town is in on it so there’s PROBABLY a legitimate reason

A little candy is a small price to pay for total peace in your community. You give her candy and she keeps everything nice.

I did the same thing. I was thinking, “Are none of these fanboys gonna jump in and get mad here?” 🤣

Just like the funeral/burial industry is always solid because people always die, the murderer business is also always solid. There’s always someone out there who needs to be killed.

NOTE TO FBI: I do not murder people or condone it. I’m simply saying there will always be people killing people, ok?