coolphred t1_j1f9vip wrote on December 23, 2022 at 9:56 PM Reply to [WP] the invasion is going well, the humans airforce is falling and your air wing is picking them off one by one, until HE appeared, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Christmas alien scum!" was the last thing many of your comrades heard before the dreaded "Saint Nick" attacked by MaximumPotatoee [Poem] The invasion seemed a sure win, Our airforce strong and true, But then he came, a jolly kin, "Ho Ho Ho" his greeting new. Merry Christmas, he did say, But to us, it was a curse, For many of our comrades lay, Their fate in his hands, immersed. Saint Nick, he was called, A force against all war, Our air wing, he mauled, Leaving us to question more. For Santa hates all violence, He fights to spread love and cheer, So we'll retreat, let peace commence, Another year, another battle, my dear. Permalink 2
coolphred t1_j1f9vip wrote
Reply to [WP] the invasion is going well, the humans airforce is falling and your air wing is picking them off one by one, until HE appeared, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Christmas alien scum!" was the last thing many of your comrades heard before the dreaded "Saint Nick" attacked by MaximumPotatoee
[Poem]
The invasion seemed a sure win, Our airforce strong and true, But then he came, a jolly kin, "Ho Ho Ho" his greeting new.
Merry Christmas, he did say, But to us, it was a curse, For many of our comrades lay, Their fate in his hands, immersed.
Saint Nick, he was called, A force against all war, Our air wing, he mauled, Leaving us to question more.
For Santa hates all violence, He fights to spread love and cheer, So we'll retreat, let peace commence, Another year, another battle, my dear.