The Y chromosome causes laziness among all species

Once when I was in a dinner, a guy died in the bathroom. They called in an ambulance and wheeled the body out of the dinner, didn’t shut down or stop serving for a second. Bizarre

Since everyone in these comments is disagreeing with you, I’d say you’re more the contrarian

In what sense am I being a contrarian?

I have no interest in persuading people into atheism, especially considering that I am not an atheist myself

If the only reason you aren’t mutilating corpses is because god told you too, you are a shitty person. Most of us don’t need a god to tell us to be good, but obviously you aren’t that developed yet

That made me think- isn’t it funny that people say “get fucked” and “suck my dick” as insults but also want people to do that for real? Seems weird

Why would you self own like this?

Look up the clit + its internal structure. Looks exactly the same. Not a lot of people realize the clit is way bigger than it looks

Be the change you want to see in the world, man. Don’t let the feminist win. Lace your own nipples with sedatives

So you wouldn’t call the cops, except to call the cops

I’m pretty sure that’s a line from an episode of Atlanta where black people are given reparations to be paid directly by the slave owners ancestors. They pull aside a white man and tell him to check his ancestry