Just another day in paradise

nice

And in literal driving lanes

I think they’re organized and doing their job because they make hella money. Like unbelievable amounts. And listen. It’s the only way to get cars to not be where they should not be, short of citizens deadlifting an axle and carrying them somewhere else.

It’s the bullshit that happens that we hate them for. Like my partner getting 3 tickets 3 days in a row for parking on Carpenter by the sprouts, taking it to the PPA office to refute, and them saying they couldn’t understand the sign either. Two hours of his life he will never get back.

I didn’t get it until 5:50 PM. The first I heard of it was the post about someone saying they smelled something in grad hospital.

Hot take!

At the very least stick to vandalizing your fellow Philadelphian’s property and poisoning each other’s environment. Leave the turtles alone.

I wonder if they spend less money on settling suits over this than they would have to on actual projects, i.e. it’s an intentional choice