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chopstyks t1_jb5coyu wrote
Reply to comment by Ahelex in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
Wipe swapping is unhygienic.
chopstyks t1_jb0ub55 wrote
Reply to comment by thewallyp in Norfolk Southern train derails in Springfield, Ohio; no hazardous materials aboard, railway company says by XXmynameisNeganXX
>abused wrestlers
I've often wondered why I occasionally see Hulk Hogan at my therapist's office.
chopstyks t1_ja8wkn6 wrote
Reply to #FindTheKetchupBoatGuy success: Heinz locates the man who survived nearly a month at sea by eating ketchup and seasonings by CBSnews
How do you find someone by eating ketchup and seasonings?
chopstyks t1_j6d4vx3 wrote
Reply to comment by User12345Anon in Would you still keep the carrot? by min_maxed_max
> a new home
Especially if he's a jackrabbit.
chopstyks t1_j6b586x wrote
Reply to comment by PrionBacon in eli5: what is morning breath & why is it so relentless by [deleted]
How insightful.
...checks username
That's some insider knowledge.
chopstyks t1_j64vs7m wrote
Reply to comment by wedgebert in Eli5: how does stomach acid not exit with feces when we have diarrhoea? Isn't it just a sphincter which should in theory not be infallible? by Thtanilaw1113
Yeah, they put out a bunch of crap.
chopstyks t1_j64vgdr wrote
Reply to comment by WordsNumbersAndStats in Eli5: how does stomach acid not exit with feces when we have diarrhoea? Isn't it just a sphincter which should in theory not be infallible? by Thtanilaw1113
>the ileocecal sphincter
As a Leo, this is my second favorite sphincter. My favorite is my wife's.
chopstyks t1_j5pkyxg wrote
Reply to comment by Heavyside_layer in JNU Snaps Electricity, Internet To Stop Screening Of BBC Documentary On PM Modi by stepover7
They didn't have coke in Shakespeare's time.
chopstyks t1_iu5yebu wrote
Reply to comment by Cellie_e in Pizza, beer, soda... what more can a man ask for? by half-a-duck
I'm pretty troubled in mid life.
chopstyks t1_jb6gvbi wrote
Reply to comment by KeepAwaySynonym in Wife elopes with another man, husband marries her lover's wife as revenge by wewhomustnotbenamed
So you don't appreciate the pre lubrication? What an ungrateful brother!