Not as bad as when I hooked up a steam condensate line to the wrong stack. Found out when the person using the toilet in that stack had to go to the nurse for a burnt ass.

Just learned to add a couple of tablespoons of water to the pan when making it on the stovetop.

Can they regrow brains?

Relative was a hot tar roofer. He used Lestoil and it worked great.

Took me too damn long.

As someone who worked in industry, training on use is essential. At least watch a video on YouTube before you need to use one.

Learn P.A.S.S. Point, Aim, Squeeze, Sweep. Google it, having trouble copying on my phone.

We had annual training on them and the one time we really needed it, you could see who was goofing off during the class.

We had a fire break out on a machine that coiled hot steel. The grease use to lubricate the equipment caught on fire. The crew looked like the Keystone Kops when they turned on the water to the fire hose mounted by the coiler before unreeling it. Hose just blew up. Then they grabbed fire extinguishers (5) and after figuring out how to charge them, just aimed at one spot. By this time they finally called the fire department.

I grabbed the last extinguisher and swept the flames out.

Yeah, hearing about him crying about it brings a smile to my face.

But the altar is more comfortable than hanging from the cross. (Sorry, I'm a recovering catholic)

I dressed up in my sister's clothes and wig and had to explain to most of the people that I was a boy. Really did a lot to assure my masculinity as I grew up. /s