champagne_c0caine
champagne_c0caine t1_jcpgxr0 wrote
Hey buddy, trout do not live in sea water.
champagne_c0caine t1_jaeafq5 wrote
Reply to comment by SpunGoldBabyBlue in I own an abandoned motel and I don’t think werewolves would make good interior decorators by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
Bless you
champagne_c0caine t1_j9pso34 wrote
Reply to I own an abandoned motel, and I’m telling you, you can’t escape your past by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
Ah, Le Loup Garou 🐺
champagne_c0caine t1_j8m4bxt wrote
Reply to I Met The Devil Instead of God. by FascinatingFall
The Devil’s lettuce ain’t so bad
champagne_c0caine t1_j7u39in wrote
Just do cocaine 🤦♀️
champagne_c0caine t1_j4nblak wrote
The devil wears grey sweatpants.
champagne_c0caine t1_j45gy04 wrote
Ugh I miss him
champagne_c0caine t1_j1v7ewb wrote
Reply to I got a mail-order husband by BlairDaniels
Ok, now here me out …. Does he have a penis ?
champagne_c0caine t1_izmwfjo wrote
Reply to I found a hole in my ceiling. by DetectiveWaff
Slap some gorilla tape on that shit and call it a day.
champagne_c0caine t1_ixgq9ex wrote
Reply to comment by AHauntedBarista in I had a strange first shift at my new job, but now I seem to be missing an entire day. by AHauntedBarista
Don’t say anything to anybody. You should already be concerned since they showed up at your house considering you told nobody where you lived. Don’t trust nobody. Keep a journal about this, stay quiet and continue to collect paychecks
champagne_c0caine t1_ixgmvk1 wrote
Reply to I had a strange first shift at my new job, but now I seem to be missing an entire day. by AHauntedBarista
Idk man, Selene seems sketchy as fuck.
champagne_c0caine t1_ixgkfdr wrote
This is giving bad acid trip vibes.
champagne_c0caine t1_iwkj0n7 wrote
Reply to I found my Dad's memoirs... it seems he wasn't the man I thought he was - PART 2 by ShakySpear
Brace yourself, you’re gonna have to kill your crazy ass mama.
champagne_c0caine t1_iwkiljr wrote
Reply to My dog started barking at nothing at 11:11AM everyday. I finally figured out what it was. by stinkybaddy
I’m not crying, you’re crying.
champagne_c0caine t1_iw67i4b wrote
Reply to I stopped a hooded man from killing a college girl as she ran along a trail. I really wish I hadn't. by PappyStrangeLife
+1 for hells special little abortion
champagne_c0caine t1_it6j340 wrote
Reply to Desmond Cove by HeadOfSpectre
Holy shit, Julia is annoying.
champagne_c0caine t1_je8zel8 wrote
Reply to My mom in the middle. 2 best friends at her side. They were a dangerous trio. Very Early 90s I believe by ThePrincessIsSaved
Ooooh your mama and her friends were fly as fuck !