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chairmanbrando t1_jefdfmw wrote
Reply to comment by princessofbeasts in A friendly Easter reminder for cat owners by Derigiberble
It's probably also worth pointing out that they're called "essential" because they're the "essence" of a given thing -- not because they're essential in any way. It's snake oil with a fancy name. Just get a $2 candle instead. 🙃
chairmanbrando t1_jeazrwt wrote
Reply to comment by batkave in Hazmat crew at Sugar Shack by zappiestspark
How many more times are these assholes gonna be in the news before they get shut down?
chairmanbrando t1_jead4ok wrote
Reply to comment by Opacy in Mill on MacArthur shoutout on r/mildlyinfuriating by hornhead71
It would be rather humorous if the revolution started not because of housing or healthcare but because of taters...
chairmanbrando t1_je88ste wrote
Reply to comment by tusant in Mill on MacArthur shoutout on r/mildlyinfuriating by hornhead71
I already rarely ate out before this plague hit. Now I do so even less.
As usual, it's the corporations at the top fucking everybody below. For instance, the big eggmongers are bragging about their 700% increased profits while everyday people are like, "Are you fucking serious with the cost of a dozen eggs?!"
Our unchecked capitalism is gonna raw-dog this country until there's no one left who's able to buy anything.
chairmanbrando t1_jcqj9c8 wrote
Reply to comment by Prestigious_Laugh300 in It’s about damn time by what-the-what24
I know why they're doing it. It doesn't change the fact that they set them all up around black neighborhoods.
chairmanbrando t1_jcnfxwi wrote
Reply to comment by breafofdawild in It’s about damn time by what-the-what24
Where do you think? Where the black folks live.
> The department has invested in 36 flock cameras throughout the city. The department did not specify the exact location of the cameras, but say they’re strategically placed in high crime neighborhoods. 8News found two of the cameras in the Fairfield and Mosby Court areas.
chairmanbrando t1_jcn7dx0 wrote
Reply to comment by okcknight in It’s about damn time by what-the-what24
Not only that, but it's different fucking group of cops who deal with very separate offenses. Homicides aren't dealt with in the moment like traffic violations; they're solved later by god-damned detectives. People still defend Chris Brown for what he did to Rihanna, so there's really no hope that the stupid among us might develop a half a brain at any point. Best we can do is keep them addicted to Facebook so they're not out endangering others with their stupidity.
chairmanbrando t1_jcn6o9q wrote
Reply to comment by fractalflatulence in It’s about damn time by what-the-what24
If you're talking about the "speed limit enforced by aircraft" signs, they don't do that anymore. But they do still have spy planes and choppers for tracking criminals. Well, hopefully they're using them only for criminals. They did just put up a bunch of license plate readers that will track everyone who goes by them.
chairmanbrando t1_jbc83mv wrote
Reply to A shot of RVA using a night vision filter as well as a cinematic ND filter on my camera by OcelotRoyal
*swipes for PC wallpaper collection*
chairmanbrando t1_jadd7ih wrote
Reply to comment by plummbob in Richmond Public Schools principals unionize by CrassostreaVirginica
It's only the very thing that has been holding this country back for decades with stagnant wages while productivity and corporation profits continue to rise.
chairmanbrando t1_ja8mkm8 wrote
Reply to It's Your Pokémon Mondailyyyyy! by mewisme700
My parents got me a berry Gameboy Color for some reason, and with that I played Pokemon Red. I learned about the MissingNo glitch and others and recall not wanting to do it for awhile as it couldn't be undone, but my curiosity got to me eventually. If I were to find the Gameboy somewhere, that game would still be all glitched up -- assuming its memory hasn't been wiped over time. I recently got a bunch of old video games from my parents' attic, so it's possible the thing's in there buried under all the N64 and SNES games...
chairmanbrando t1_j9gaemk wrote
Reply to comment by rabit_stroker in Shameless Repost, Thoughts? by misterragerz
I tried to find a clip of the scene in Independence Day in response to this -- the last line being the relevant bit -- but failed. Text will have to do.
> President: Mr Nimziki, you're fired. *walks away*
> Mr Nimziki: He can't do that.
> Jeff Goldblum's ex-wife: Well, he just, um, did.
chairmanbrando t1_j9cua63 wrote
Reply to Good ole Mary Munford! by MKrushelnisky
Rockwood in Chesterfield used to have all these wooden structures for kids. I can still remember how they felt and the sounds the suspension bridge made when you ran across and jumped on it. They were all replaced with more modern stuff at some point for presumably safety reason despite the wood being all worn down and smooth from use. 🤷♀️
chairmanbrando t1_j9cti4z wrote
Reply to comment by rabit_stroker in Shameless Repost, Thoughts? by misterragerz
Yes, I did.
chairmanbrando t1_j9coyo6 wrote
Reply to comment by KDRadio1 in Shameless Repost, Thoughts? by misterragerz
Yeah. We were sampling random 'staurants for dates and Starlight was just... obscene. And it's not like we went at 11 in the evening or anything!
chairmanbrando t1_j9cngex wrote
Reply to comment by KDRadio1 in Shameless Repost, Thoughts? by misterragerz
Starlight (or Starlite? I forget how it was spelled) vibes. Loudest place I ever had a meal.
chairmanbrando t1_j9citec wrote
Reply to comment by UNKWNDTH2002 in Dear Cyclists (Especially you, orange jacket at Belvedere and Franklin) by [deleted]
90% of cyclists give the 10% a bad name! This is an outrage!
chairmanbrando t1_j9b44rv wrote
I go to neither because I can't be sure they do anything more than meet the bare minimum requirements for detergent additives in their gas. 🤷♀️
chairmanbrando t1_j9b3oqz wrote
Reply to comment by fartinaround in Sheetz usually has cheaper gas but Wawa coffee bar is the GOAT. by I_Stabbed_Jon_Snow
Extra points if you hold it for someone comically far away and they do a little jog to reach the door quicker.
chairmanbrando t1_j6b476u wrote
Reply to comment by dreww4546 in Biden protestors at the Children's Museum this morning. by RyloBreedo
I guess George Santos works there.
chairmanbrando t1_j64orhu wrote
Reply to comment by Special_Smell9482 in Richmond Police officer charged with possession of child pornography by lunar_unit
Eh. He looks like a standard donut-eating cop bully who who delights in impressing his will over people but lets every bad guy get away in a foot chase because he's physically incapable of running. He's one of the dudes you see at the perimeter of a police line, gut protruding over his hidden belt and stressing his uniform buttons, telling people to Stay back!, delighting in his very serious tone, as he wheezes because standing up counts as exercise for him.
chairmanbrando t1_j60r416 wrote
Reply to comment by SuccessfulPres in Richmond saw notable drop in murders last year, but thefts from vehicles caused property crimes to soar by ThatChildNextDoor
Well, damn. That's not even remotely worth the trouble in trying to find a buyer and meeting in mysterious places with armed strangers.
chairmanbrando t1_j5zwxq9 wrote
Reply to comment by JVorhees in Richmond saw notable drop in murders last year, but thefts from vehicles caused property crimes to soar by ThatChildNextDoor
Ah, fuck. It's so obvious I didn't even consider it. I wonder what a Glock goes for on the black market... >_>
chairmanbrando t1_j4y5k8a wrote
Reply to comment by InterstateExit in State Board denies FOIA request for docs on inmate deaths by ludba2002
Estimation based on experience. If someone says "no cap" you know they're a zoomer. If they say "lel" then they're some edgelord from 4chan or Twitch chat. And so on.
chairmanbrando t1_jego6pd wrote
Reply to comment by artemisRiverborn in A friendly Easter reminder for cat owners by Derigiberble
If I get candles it's some cheap-ass Glade-tier shit from Target.