cgtdream
cgtdream t1_jbh1fl0 wrote
Reply to comment by pegothejerk in Numerous arrests after massive high school brawl that sent officer to hospital by DeathCatforKudi
More like the whole state failed them. But that's a topic for another day.
cgtdream t1_j50oekv wrote
Reply to Is it possible to learn this power by Key_Dig_Dog
Step 1: Become Disney princess
cgtdream t1_iziu57s wrote
Reply to Officials grant California girl's request to keep a unicorn if She locates one by AmethystOrator
I can see this being the plot of some wacky 90s era show.
Little girl is walking down the street with mom, and sees a guy dressed up in a unicorn suit.
Says "hes mine" and the guy gets "comically arrested"
Fast forward to court, and the guy has no lawyer, but tries to defend himself with the ol "it's just a suit!" And takes off his helmet. He still looses the case, and is ordered to live with the family and can never take off his costume.
Family turns out to be rich and lives on a mansion, and now this guy goes around acting like a really miserable and disgruntled "unicorn"......but occasionally gives out great life advice to the members of the family.
All of this happens in the intro, to some upbeat music.
cgtdream t1_jdjaxd7 wrote
Reply to Zoomied her outfit off by lnfinity
GAS, GAS, GAS,
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS,
TONIGHT, ILL FLY (for steak)