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brokefixfux t1_jdp53oz wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
“CEO” probably won’t work, but imagine if it did?
brokefixfux t1_iyb5zar wrote
Reply to The only deadline in life is death by Seedpound
You just passed the deadline for 7 years on Reddit. Happy cake ^day
brokefixfux t1_iy7b8sj wrote
Reply to LPT: Always crack an egg against another egg. It creates a circular crack, preventing shells from getting in. Alternatively, you can use a flat surface. by [deleted]
Some confusion as to the word “always”
brokefixfux t1_ixxpv5l wrote
And that he always left the toilet seat up and would never show affection if anyone else was around
brokefixfux t1_ixgaznv wrote
Reply to LPT: Most self-inflicted mental health problems can be prevented by: having enough money, getting more than enough sleep, ignoring the news, getting regular exercise, talking to at least one kind person every day, and eating healthy food. by [deleted]
Thank you for your opinion, Dr. Nonsense
brokefixfux t1_ixg80dq wrote
Reply to Alleged Hot Dog Vendor Turf War Raises Questions About Street Vendor Enforcement by hingamarco
I blame Big Wiener.
brokefixfux t1_ixd2r7z wrote
Reply to TIL that Evelyn Nesbit, dubbed "the world's first supermodel" became known for her involvement in a feud between her husband Harry Thaw and architect Stanford White who drugged and assaulted her age of 16, this led to Thaw murdering White inside Madison Square Garden in 1906. by TopAbies9056
Harvey Thaw was just as bad as the man he murdered:
"In 1916, Thaw was charged with the kidnapping, beating, and sexual assault of nineteen-year-old Frederick Gump of Kansas City, Missouri. His acquaintance with Gump dated to December 1915, and Thaw had worked to gain the trust of the Gump family. Thaw had enticed Gump to come to New York under the pretense of underwriting the teenager's enrollment at Carnegie Institute, and reserved rooms for him at the Hotel McAlpin. The New York Times later reported that, upon his arrival, Gump was confronted by "Thaw, armed with a short, stocky whip rushing for him."
brokefixfux t1_iv4tdcl wrote
So there’s another “Hangover” sequel coming out?
brokefixfux t1_ird9h92 wrote
Reply to comment by TheSentientPurpleGoo in TIL: Beer Consumption Increases Human Attractiveness to Malaria Mosquitoes by [deleted]
Sorry
brokefixfux t1_je32nrr wrote
Reply to LPT: If your dog doesn’t want to eat their medication or their treats, try breaking a very small piece of it and place it on their tongue. Their taste buds will absorb the flavor and if it tastes good, they will automatically go for the bigger chunks. by Easy-Race9835
Put it in a piece of hotdog.