He got a particular kick out of the “pantashoes” and “pantaleggings” and there are a couple of belts that I swear weigh more than the models wearing them. It’s absurdity.

I made the mistake of showing my husband the Balenciaga super distressed jeans that are ripped to shreds in the back and look like they’re covered in grass stains as well. He spent the rest of the evening browsing their website and laughing harder than I did when I watched Jeff Dunham while I was stoned.